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Weekly MLS Panic Quotient

Apr 4, 2012, 1:35 PM EST

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The champs? Making a debut appearance on ProSoccerTalk’s weekly “MLS Panic Quotient?” (®)  Say it ain’t so! It’s our weekly temperature check on panic in the streets of MLS.

VANCOUVER WHITECAPS: One goal in the last three games for this blue ribbon assembly of attackers? Flags of concern are being prepped for unfurl along some channels. ProSoccerTalk’s Panic Quotient sub-committee sees things differently, asserting that smothering defense mitigates any concern for the time being. So long as the clean sheets keep coming, there’s time to sort out the offensive balance.

Panic quotient: School principal calls; there was a “gum incident” involving child’s hair

CHIVAS USA: No one expected much from the Goats this year. Honestly, have we ever expected much from the one team in MLS that refuses to settle on an identity? But we expected a goal here and there. Robin Fraser’s side has played in four matches, including three at home, with just one, lone goal to show. Not. Good. At. All.

Panic quotient: Favorite restaurant Tweets out advisory of E coli scare

LOS ANGELES GALAXY: Last month’s Champions League crash landing? We passed it off as a warning sign. The clunker two weeks ago against Real Salt Lake? Well, RSL is a quality team. But getting pushed around at home by New England (no disrespect to the Revs, but the last playoff appearance is fading into “distant memory” territory.) For Bruce Arena and his reeling side, as we say around here: one might be a mistake, two is starting to look like a trend, but three is definitely a problem. (Fix that defense, guys!)

Panic quotient: You just fired off salty email to colleague about SOB boss; “Wait a minute … was that a ‘reply all?’ ” 

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    Rog and Davo scrutinize Arsenal, Manchester United and Liverpool and welcome Kyle Martino to the pod.

  2. Champions League Wednesday preview: Arsenal can advance, Liverpool need kick-start

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    Eight Champions League matches take place today as Arsenal and Liverpool both look to rebound from Premier League losses.

  3. Cesc Fabregas offended by Sergio Ramos’ comments

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    Spanish defender Sergio Ramos questioned some players loyalty to the national team, which didn’t sit well with Cesc Fabregas.

  4. Darren Bent on loan to Championship side Brighton & Hove Albion

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    The Aston Villa striker will be looking for minutes as he heads down the ranks to the Championship on a one-month loan.

  5. FIFA releases 20-man shortlist of top defenders

    Nov 26, 2014, 7:45 AM EST

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    Four Premier League defenders found their way onto FIFA’s shortlist for the 2014 FIFPro World XI.

  6. PRO general manager: LA/SEA referee Stott never issued “no second yellows” declaration

    Nov 25, 2014, 11:15 PM EST

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    There were a lot of fouls in the first leg of Los Angeles and Seattle’s Western Conference final, and some were quite serious.

  7. WATCH: Nani makes Maribor’s defense look silly in Sporting CP’s UEFA Champions League win

    Nov 25, 2014, 10:45 PM EST

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    Like many fun to watch goals, the magic of the shooter is magnified by the mistakes of the defenders.

  8. Jose Mourinho to Schalke after Chelsea’s 5-0 win: “It’s not your fault”

    Nov 25, 2014, 10:00 PM EST

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    “I think they have to accept we were too strong for them,” added Mourinho.

  9. Bob Bradley’s talks with a Swedish club have broken down; Staying at Stabaek?

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    We’ll be following who else comes calling for the Princeton man.

  10. Manchester United assistant Ryan Giggs thinks Chelsea’s the top dog, compares Louis van Gaal to Alex Ferguson

    Nov 25, 2014, 8:05 PM EST

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    Giggs calls the Stamford Bridge club “head and shoulders above the Premier League” on the strength of their back four.

  11. New York City FC rolls out jet black road jersey; How’d they do?

    Nov 25, 2014, 7:13 PM EST

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    These will be hot in the summer. But are they hot now? What do you think?

  12. Out with the old? Colorado declines options on Buddle, Wynne, LaBrocca, but won’t rule out returns

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    Eleven players had their options declined on Tuesday, but Colorado says they could be back with the club in January.

  13. UEFA Champions League roundup: Chelsea win group, Man City’s late show, classy PSG

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    Recapping all the action from around Europe after a pivotal matchday in UCL play.

  14. West Brom, England striker Saido Berahino arrested for drinking and driving

    Nov 25, 2014, 5:55 PM EST

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    Berahino scored in the next match after his arrest, but has since gone cold.

  15. VIDEO: Robbie Rogers discusses new book, coming out on NBC’s “Today”

    Nov 25, 2014, 5:32 PM EST

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    Rogers talked about how working with gay and lesbian youth organizations made him realize the impact he could make as an openly-gay player.

  16. Manchester City ready for almighty clash with AS Roma for last 16 spot

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    City’s late show sets up pulsating clash in the Italian capital next month.

  17. Manchester City 3-2 Bayern Munich: Aguero’s hat trick hands Citizens lifeline

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    Citizens grab last-gasp win to boost their chances of making the last 16.

  18. Schalke 0-5 Chelsea: Blues with an untouchable performance against old boss

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    Five different players netted as Chelsea picked up its largest road Champions League win since 1999.

  19. VIDEO: Luis Suarez scores first goal for Barcelona

    Nov 25, 2014, 4:10 PM EST

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    Suarez is off and running for Barca with a goal of exceptional class. What else did you expect?

  20. Lionel Messi breaks Raul’s record for Champions League goals (video)

    Nov 25, 2014, 3:46 PM EST

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    The only other active players in the Top Ten are Chelsea’s Didier Drogba (44) and Thierry Henry (50), who obviously isn’t active with a UEFA Champions League club.

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