Skip to content

Weekly MLS Panic Quotient

Apr 4, 2012, 1:35 PM EDT

Keep calm

The champs? Making a debut appearance on ProSoccerTalk’s weekly “MLS Panic Quotient?” (®)  Say it ain’t so! It’s our weekly temperature check on panic in the streets of MLS.

VANCOUVER WHITECAPS: One goal in the last three games for this blue ribbon assembly of attackers? Flags of concern are being prepped for unfurl along some channels. ProSoccerTalk’s Panic Quotient sub-committee sees things differently, asserting that smothering defense mitigates any concern for the time being. So long as the clean sheets keep coming, there’s time to sort out the offensive balance.

Panic quotient: School principal calls; there was a “gum incident” involving child’s hair

CHIVAS USA: No one expected much from the Goats this year. Honestly, have we ever expected much from the one team in MLS that refuses to settle on an identity? But we expected a goal here and there. Robin Fraser’s side has played in four matches, including three at home, with just one, lone goal to show. Not. Good. At. All.

Panic quotient: Favorite restaurant Tweets out advisory of E coli scare

LOS ANGELES GALAXY: Last month’s Champions League crash landing? We passed it off as a warning sign. The clunker two weeks ago against Real Salt Lake? Well, RSL is a quality team. But getting pushed around at home by New England (no disrespect to the Revs, but the last playoff appearance is fading into “distant memory” territory.) For Bruce Arena and his reeling side, as we say around here: one might be a mistake, two is starting to look like a trend, but three is definitely a problem. (Fix that defense, guys!)

Panic quotient: You just fired off salty email to colleague about SOB boss; “Wait a minute … was that a ‘reply all?’ ” 

Latest Posts
  1. If you only read one story on Sol Campbell today, let it be this one.

    Mar 28, 2015, 2:50 PM EDT

    Preview Screening of 'Invincibles' Getty Images

    Campbell was capped 73 times, and is England’s second-youngest captain. Clearly he knows that, too.

  2. WATCH: Gareth Bale just scored a nice free kick for Wales… if you’re into that sort of thing

    Mar 28, 2015, 2:21 PM EDT

    Israel Wales Euro Soccer AP

    A win would give Wales a two-point lead in Group B with a game-in-hand on both Israel and Cyprus.

  3. Freddy Adu has joined a new club, this one in Finland

    Mar 28, 2015, 1:39 PM EDT

    CBMeXdCVIAAteBM-300x225

    The Canaries finished in 7th place last season in the Veikkausliiga, Finland’s top-flight.

  4. Klinsmann’s USMNT struggles, experimentation in friendlies: Does it really matter?

    Mar 28, 2015, 12:54 PM EDT

    Denmark Soccer Usa AP

    Should the States’ losses in friendlies represent anything other than a concern at the lack of US youth readiness for the big stage?

  5. Liverpool’s Glen Johnson linked with summer move to, January start date with Barcelona

    Mar 28, 2015, 12:08 PM EDT

    Liverpool Training Session Getty Images

    This likely comes as a surprise to Liverpool fans, as Johnson is widely treated rightly or wrongly as a scapegoat by Reds supporters.

  6. Klinsmann explains philosophy behind mad scientist lineups, formations for USMNT

    Mar 28, 2015, 10:37 AM EDT

    Denmark US Soccer AP

    Does the embattled USMNT coach have a point? I’m again bracing for the comment section when I say… I think so.

  7. Russia wants full points from match abandoned after Akinfeev struck in head by flare (video)

    Mar 28, 2015, 8:50 AM EDT

    Russia's Igor Akinfeev hit by flare at Montenegro, match later abandoned Getty Images

    Given UEFA president Michel Platini’s concerned words and warning about fan violence just this week, could he do something even more harsh?

  8. Marsch critical of Klinsmann’s experimentation, lack of USMNT “identity”

    Mar 28, 2015, 7:55 AM EDT

    Jesse Marsch AP

    The States are 1-4 in their last five matches, all four coming on the road (Colombia, Ireland, Chile and Denmark).

  9. Injury update: England likely facing Italy without Welbeck, Sterling

    Mar 27, 2015, 10:00 PM EDT

    England v Slovenia - EURO 2016 Qualifier Getty Images

    Both Danny Welbeck and Raheem Sterling will most likely be out of England’s friendly vs. Italy on Tuesday.

  10. Wayne Rooney after Euro qualifying win over Lithuania: Other nations ‘frightened’ of England

    Mar 27, 2015, 8:20 PM EDT

    Scotland v England - International Friendly Getty Images

    England trounced Lithuania 4-0 in a Euro qualifier for their seventh-straight win since the World Cup, and captain Wayne Rooney likes what future lies ahead for his country.

  11. Young Mexican-American Ventura Alvarado picks USMNT over El Tri

    Mar 27, 2015, 6:42 PM EDT

    Pumas UNAM v America - Clausura 2015 Liga MX Getty Images

    22-year-old Ventura Alvarado asserts that he would like to play for USMNT in the long term.

  12. Wales manager Chris Coleman defends Gareth Bale after criticism from Real fans

    Mar 27, 2015, 6:00 PM EDT

    Wales v Cyprus - EURO 2016 Qualifier Getty Images

    Manager Chris Coleman say Gareth Bale is only focused on the Wales’ “job in hand.”

  13. Luis Suarez believes FIFA treated him like a ‘hooligan’ following bite incident

    Mar 27, 2015, 4:50 PM EDT

    FC Barcelona v Rayo Vallecano de Madrid - La Liga Getty Images

    Suarez doesn’t think he could be classified as hooligan after his biting incidents.

  14. New England Revolution’s early season struggles not hugely concerning

    Mar 27, 2015, 3:45 PM EDT

    New York Red Bulls v New England Revolution - Eastern Conference Final - Leg 2 Getty Images

    The New England Revolution have been on the losing end early in the season before.

  15. England lineup: Danny Welbeck starts; Harry Kane awaits first cap from the bench

    Mar 27, 2015, 3:00 PM EDT

    Harry Kane, England Harry Kane, England

    No first cap just yet for Kane, though he’s expected to come off the bench in the second half.

  16. U.S. U-23 MNT hammers Bosnia-Herzegovina U-23s, 5-2, in tune-up for Olympic qualifying team

    Mar 27, 2015, 1:27 PM EDT

    Jordan Morris, USMNT Getty Images

    A resounding result for the 2016 Olympics hopefuls, away from home.

  17. Mark Hughes signs contract extension with Stoke City through 2019

    Mar 27, 2015, 12:18 PM EDT

    Mark Hughes, Stoke City FC Getty Images

    Stoke City are on the verge of their first-ever top-10 finish in the Premier League, and Mark Hughes has been rewarded for his success.

Featured video

Week 30: Headline PL moment