Apr 5, 2012, 4:16 PM EDT
Manchester City have confirmed that Mario Balotelli was involved in a car crash today in Manchester’s city center. Although a passenger was taken to a local hospital as a precaution, it appears the biggest injuries were to the cars, including Balotelli’s $220,000 Bentley. The Manchester Evening News showed a piece of the car resting serenely at road side.
The club also confirmed that Balotelli was not at fault (hadn’t occurred to me to care about that yet). I suppose we’re to infer that trouble is now finding him?
That may have happened with this one. According to a witness, a Vauxhall Corsa was making a quick U-turn, there was a bang, and after the Bentley came to a stop, it’s driver side window descended to reveal Balotelli’s demands: “get that man to me.”
The best part? The aftermath:
“Mario was on the phone and a short time later a Range Rover turned up with a couple of Italian-looking blokes inside who looked like they knew him.”
They weren’t just guys. They were “Italian-looking blokes.” Beautiful.
The party presumably drove off making Snatch-esque plans of how to avenge Mario’s fallen Bentley.
Also, I’m buying his kit.
Sep 22, 2014, 12:30 PM EDT
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Sep 22, 2014, 11:28 AM EDT
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Sep 22, 2014, 10:30 AM EDT
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Sep 22, 2014, 9:40 AM EDT
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Sep 22, 2014, 9:05 AM EDT
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Sep 22, 2014, 8:32 AM EDT
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Sep 22, 2014, 7:53 AM EDT
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Sep 22, 2014, 12:37 AM EDT
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Sep 22, 2014, 12:10 AM EDT
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Sep 21, 2014, 10:09 PM EDT
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Sep 21, 2014, 9:07 PM EDT
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Sep 21, 2014, 8:27 PM EDT
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Sep 21, 2014, 7:02 PM EDT
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Sep 21, 2014, 5:48 PM EDT
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Sep 21, 2014, 5:09 PM EDT
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Sep 21, 2014, 4:30 PM EDT
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Sep 21, 2014, 3:34 PM EDT
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Sep 21, 2014, 3:06 PM EDT
One England international paid respects to another as a legend scored an emotional goal for his new team against his old.
Sep 21, 2014, 1:55 PM EDT
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Sep 21, 2014, 12:57 PM EDT
Pablo Zabaleta’s second yellow card changed the game, but a former Chelsea legend came back to haunt them.
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