Apr 5, 2012, 4:16 PM EDT
Manchester City have confirmed that Mario Balotelli was involved in a car crash today in Manchester’s city center. Although a passenger was taken to a local hospital as a precaution, it appears the biggest injuries were to the cars, including Balotelli’s $220,000 Bentley. The Manchester Evening News showed a piece of the car resting serenely at road side.
The club also confirmed that Balotelli was not at fault (hadn’t occurred to me to care about that yet). I suppose we’re to infer that trouble is now finding him?
That may have happened with this one. According to a witness, a Vauxhall Corsa was making a quick U-turn, there was a bang, and after the Bentley came to a stop, it’s driver side window descended to reveal Balotelli’s demands: “get that man to me.”
The best part? The aftermath:
“Mario was on the phone and a short time later a Range Rover turned up with a couple of Italian-looking blokes inside who looked like they knew him.”
They weren’t just guys. They were “Italian-looking blokes.” Beautiful.
The party presumably drove off making Snatch-esque plans of how to avenge Mario’s fallen Bentley.
Also, I’m buying his kit.
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Sep 2, 2014, 1:01 PM EDT
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Sep 2, 2014, 11:29 AM EDT
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Sep 2, 2014, 10:23 AM EDT
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Sep 2, 2014, 9:47 AM EDT
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Sep 2, 2014, 9:08 AM EDT
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Sep 2, 2014, 8:26 AM EDT
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Sep 2, 2014, 7:33 AM EDT
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Sep 1, 2014, 11:30 PM EDT
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Sep 1, 2014, 10:30 PM EDT
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Sep 1, 2014, 10:29 PM EDT
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Sep 1, 2014, 9:38 PM EDT
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Sep 1, 2014, 8:48 PM EDT
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Sep 1, 2014, 8:45 PM EDT
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