Apr 13, 2012, 8:30 PM EDT
No children or small animals were harmed in the making of the following video.
On the other hand, emotional scarring cannot be ruled out for watching the thing.
Dominic Oduro may or may not be the fastest may in MLS. I’d wager my Chicago Fire Quaker Oats jersey (Prized and personalized!) that Colorado’s Marvell Wynne could make a great race of it, at very least.
But we know for sure that Oduro can beat a couple of pasty white guys, including one in a Royal Tenenbaums headband and pink muscle shirt. Yes, it’s quite a hideous and disturbing site.
Thanks to Chicago Fire communications man Brendan Hannan for giggles on this one. And let us all pray for his torn hammy. He did a remarkable job of hiding it – but I think we can all feel the tear as we watch this fiasco unfold.
Apr 25, 2015, 2:01 PM EDT
Messi now has at least 50 goals in four seasons during his career.
Apr 25, 2015, 1:48 PM EDT
Mexico national teamer Miguel Layun posted this video on Twitter, as the club learns its been promoted and the bus goes absolutely bonkers.
Apr 25, 2015, 1:18 PM EDT
Aguero? He doesn’t miss from there, and the USMNT keeper was left with his head in his hands. It’s 1-0 City at half.
Apr 25, 2015, 12:49 PM EDT
Swans found goals from Nelson Olivera, Gylfi Sigurdsson and Jack Cork to build a 3-1 lead before Siem de Jong netted late.
Apr 25, 2015, 12:46 PM EDT
The Hornets are back in the PL for just the third time in their history.
Apr 25, 2015, 12:26 PM EDT
Liverpool fall further behind Man City in the race for fourth place.
Apr 25, 2015, 12:17 PM EDT
Can the Citizens cement their top four spot? Watch live, here.
Apr 25, 2015, 12:14 PM EDT
USMNT defender/midfielder Geoff Cameron left the game in the 87th minute with an injury.
Apr 25, 2015, 12:10 PM EDT
QPR are four points from safety with four games to go…
Apr 25, 2015, 12:04 PM EDT
Tigers give themselves breathing space from the bottom three with much-needed win.
Apr 25, 2015, 11:58 AM EDT
Nigel Pearson was fired last month, or so we were led to believe. Now his Foxes have escaped the drop zone with a dramatic win at Turf Moor.
Apr 25, 2015, 11:10 AM EDT
“I was focused on my job but was a very tough and emotional game for me,” said Tottenham’s boss.
Apr 25, 2015, 11:06 AM EDT
Tense times for plenty of teams in the PL.
Apr 25, 2015, 9:58 AM EDT
Can the Tigers maul the Eagles? Watch live online.
Apr 25, 2015, 9:47 AM EDT
Turf Moor is the place, and Danny Ings will lead the Clarets attack in a quest for safety.
Apr 25, 2015, 9:45 AM EDT
Can the R’s grab a crucial win in the London derby? Watch live online.
Apr 25, 2015, 9:44 AM EDT
USMNT back Geoff Cameron gets the start at right back, again, for Stoke City.
Apr 25, 2015, 9:42 AM EDT
Kelvin Davis wasn’t poor, but Saints are clearly missing the steady play of Fraser Forster between the sticks.
Apr 25, 2015, 9:30 AM EDT
Can Liverpool keep their faint top four hopes alive? Watch them live online, right here.
Apr 25, 2015, 9:28 AM EDT
There will be no Bafetimbi Gomis at all for Swans, while Ki Sung-yeung is relegated to the bench.
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