May 8, 2012, 8:30 AM EDT
There have been few matches I’ve rued more than today’s Liverpool-Chelsea contest, yet here we are, just a handful of hours before today’s 3:00 p.m. Eastern kickoff, and I’ve come full circle.
It’s almost as if there was an event horizon of dread I passed through around 5:00 a.m. Or maybe it’s something in the Portland water that’s slowly converted me to hipsterism over the last month. Regardless, I’m now looking forward to just how horrific today’s match might get.
The most obvious reason: These teams have no cause to care about the game. None. While mathematically Chelsea has a chance to finish fourth, they have to jump too many teams for that to be a realistic goal. A more practical goal: Keep their best players healthy for next weekend’s Champions League final.
For Liverpool, it’s unclear when they stopped caring about their league position, but it’s happened, and it happened a long time ago. Pride could spur them to a result against a team that took the FA Cup from them three days ago, but it would be a weird time for pride to suddenly show up. Where was all this reverence when the team was falling to ninth?
Even if these squad are motivated, it’s unlikely we’ll get an entertaining match. Liverpool has trouble scoring goals while these days Chelsea seems to play exclusively on the counter. Saturday’s match was ultimately fine, but the early moments (and in truth, most of the first half) were dire. If it wasn’t for Liverpool bungling their way to an early deficit, we could have all ended up comatose.
Despite my skepticism, there are a couple reasons to think today could be decent. Presumably, Kenny Dalglish will start Andy Carroll. The striker’s inclusion made Saturday’s match watchable. Former Red Fernando Torres is likely to start for Chelsea, with almost anything he does to be judged harshly (if entertainingly) within the context of his £50 million transfer. And we could see a bunch of kids who could be important some day (Chelsea left back Ryan Bertrand, for example).
But if we get the Chelsea and Liverpool sides we’ve seen all year, I’ll be ready. Bring the thud, Premier League. I’ve already faced my dread. If this is going to be two aging, uninspired squads playing out a stakes-free 90, I’ll bring enough irony to make it worth my while.
Apr 25, 2015, 5:30 PM EDT
When in a relegation dogfight, win any way you can. That’s the message from Nigel Pearson, and that’s what Leicester City have done.
Apr 25, 2015, 4:30 PM EDT
Play poorly and win, or play well and lose? You can’t always have it both ways, which benefitted Man City on Saturday.
Apr 25, 2015, 4:00 PM EDT
Sherwood’s men were certainly hard done by away to Manchester City. It’s hard not to agree with the Villa boss.
Apr 25, 2015, 3:30 PM EDT
With Watford officially promoted, who’s next? (Hint: It won’t be Boro.)
Apr 25, 2015, 3:20 PM EDT
Recaps, reaction, videos and more from all eight PL games on Saturday.
Apr 25, 2015, 2:46 PM EDT
Rodgers: “It’s an area we’ll look at in the summer.”
Apr 25, 2015, 2:35 PM EDT
Citizens survive second half Villa comeback to move up to second, cement spot in top four.
Apr 25, 2015, 2:32 PM EDT
Three of four “bottom five” clubs who played on Saturday picked up a point, including one side scooping up a massive three points to leap off the bottom of the table.
Apr 25, 2015, 2:01 PM EDT
Messi now has at least 50 goals in four seasons during his career.
Apr 25, 2015, 1:48 PM EDT
Mexico national teamer Miguel Layun posted this video on Twitter, as the club learns its been promoted and the bus goes absolutely bonkers.
Apr 25, 2015, 1:18 PM EDT
Aguero? He doesn’t miss from there, and the USMNT keeper was left with his head in his hands. It’s 1-0 City at half.
Apr 25, 2015, 12:49 PM EDT
Swans found goals from Nelson Olivera, Gylfi Sigurdsson and Jack Cork to build a 3-1 lead before Siem de Jong netted late.
Apr 25, 2015, 12:46 PM EDT
The Hornets are back in the PL for just the third time in their history.
Apr 25, 2015, 12:26 PM EDT
Liverpool fall further behind Man City in the race for fourth place.
Apr 25, 2015, 12:17 PM EDT
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Apr 25, 2015, 12:14 PM EDT
USMNT defender/midfielder Geoff Cameron left the game in the 87th minute with an injury.
Apr 25, 2015, 12:10 PM EDT
QPR are four points from safety with four games to go…
Apr 25, 2015, 12:04 PM EDT
Tigers give themselves breathing space from the bottom three with much-needed win.
Apr 25, 2015, 11:58 AM EDT
Nigel Pearson was fired last month, or so we were led to believe. Now his Foxes have escaped the drop zone with a dramatic win at Turf Moor.
Apr 25, 2015, 11:10 AM EDT
“I was focused on my job but was a very tough and emotional game for me,” said Tottenham’s boss.
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