Skip to content

Liverpool vs. Chelsea preview: Rue, dread, horrific, thud

May 8, 2012, 8:30 AM EDT

Liverpool v Chelsea - FA Cup Final Getty Images

There have been few matches I’ve rued more than today’s Liverpool-Chelsea contest, yet here we are, just a handful of hours before today’s 3:00 p.m. Eastern kickoff, and I’ve come full circle.

It’s almost as if there was an event horizon of dread I passed through around 5:00 a.m. Or maybe it’s something in the Portland water that’s slowly converted me to hipsterism over the last month. Regardless, I’m now looking forward to just how horrific today’s match might get.

The most obvious reason: These teams have no cause to care about the game. None. While mathematically Chelsea has a chance to finish fourth, they have to jump too many teams for that to be a realistic goal. A more practical goal: Keep their best players healthy for next weekend’s Champions League final.

For Liverpool, it’s unclear when they stopped caring about their league position, but it’s happened, and it happened a long time ago. Pride could spur them to a result against a team that took the FA Cup from them three days ago, but it would be a weird time for pride to suddenly show up. Where was all this reverence when the team was falling to ninth?

Even if these squad are motivated, it’s unlikely we’ll get an entertaining match. Liverpool has trouble scoring goals while these days Chelsea seems to play exclusively on the counter. Saturday’s match was ultimately fine, but the early moments (and in truth, most of the first half) were dire. If it wasn’t for Liverpool bungling their way to an early deficit, we could have all ended up comatose.

Despite my skepticism, there are a couple reasons to think today could be decent. Presumably, Kenny Dalglish will start Andy Carroll. The striker’s inclusion made Saturday’s match watchable. Former Red Fernando Torres is likely to start for Chelsea, with almost anything he does to be judged harshly (if entertainingly) within the context of his £50 million transfer. And we could see a bunch of kids who could be important some day (Chelsea left back Ryan Bertrand, for example).

But if we get the Chelsea and Liverpool sides we’ve seen all year, I’ll be ready. Bring the thud, Premier League. I’ve already faced my dread. If this is going to be two aging, uninspired squads playing out a stakes-free 90, I’ll bring enough irony to make it worth my while.

Latest Posts
  1. Watch Live: Southampton vs. West Bromwich Albion (Lineups)

    Aug 23, 2014, 9:17 AM EDT

    Southampton v West Bromwich Albion - Premier League Getty Images

    Both teams go in search of their first victory of the season. Watch live, here.

  2. Watch live: Chelsea vs. Leicester City (Lineups)

    Aug 23, 2014, 9:15 AM EDT

    Jose Mourinho AP

    Will Leicester surprise another Premier League power, or will Chelsea look just as strong as they did in Monday’s dismantling of Burnley?

  3. Mackay defends honor as fresh report says he used slur to describe Tan

    Aug 23, 2014, 8:45 AM EDT

    Screen Shot 2014-08-23 at 8.17.01 AM

    The Scot has apologized, but fresh allegations claim that Mackay used an offensive Asian slur to describe Cardiff owner Vincent Tan.

  4. ‘Powerful explosions’ rock Shakhtar Donetsk’s home stadium in Ukraine

    Aug 23, 2014, 8:32 AM EDT

    BvuFGJcCAAAjdkw

    There are no casualties among the stadium staff in a scary incident at Donbass Arena.

  5. Watch Live: Aston Villa vs. Newcastle United (Lineups)

    Aug 23, 2014, 7:10 AM EDT

    FBL-ENG-PR-ASTON VILLA-NEWCASTLE Getty Images

    Aston Villa and Newcastle United’s starting lineups are unchanged from opening weekend, and the most notable change is on the Magpies bench.

  6. WATCH: Premier League online via NBC Sports Live Extra – Week 2

    Aug 23, 2014, 7:00 AM EDT

    LE_WEB_BANNER_40px_RGB_POS

    How and where to watch every single PL game live online or via the app.

  7. Premier League Preview: Arsenal vs. Everton

    Aug 23, 2014, 2:52 AM EDT

    tim_howard Getty Images

    April’s 3-0 loss at Goodison was the low point of Arsenal’s 2013-14 season.

  8. Premier League Preview: Chelsea vs. Leicester City

    Aug 23, 2014, 1:09 AM EDT

    cesc_fabregas Getty Images

    The Blues are heavy favorites to stay perfect through two rounds.

  9. WATCH: José Mourinho discusses virtues of light early schedule

    Aug 23, 2014, 12:41 AM EDT

    Jose Mourinho AP

    With one game per week, Chelsea’s players have a chance to settle into their roles.

  10. MLS Snapshot: FC Dallas 2-1 Real Salt Lake

    Aug 23, 2014, 12:05 AM EDT

    fabian_castillo Getty Images

    Two goals while playing with 10 send Dallas joint-top of the Western Conference.

  11. WATCH: Previewing the Premier League’s six-match Saturday

    Aug 22, 2014, 9:51 PM EDT

    Roberto Martínez has exceeded early expectations at Everton, his "transition period" seeing the Toffees drop just one of their first 15 league games. (Source: Getty Images.) Getty Images

    The league’s second round kicks off at Villa Park and ends with the main event on Merseyside.

  12. Cristiano Ronaldo threw some punch-like thing at Diego Godín

    Aug 22, 2014, 9:12 PM EDT

    cristiano_ronaldo AP

    List of things Cristiano Ronaldo can’t do: Throw a proper punch.

  13. WATCH LIVE: FC Dallas and Real Salt Lake kick off MLS weekend

    Aug 22, 2014, 8:20 PM EDT

    Matt Hedges, Olmes Garcia AP

    Dallas is undefeated since May, while RSL has a chance to temporarily move clear atop the Western Conference.

  14. MLS Weekend Preview: Trio of marque marquee matches begins Friday in Frisco

    Aug 22, 2014, 7:17 PM EDT

    fabian_castillo Getty Images

    Dallas versus Real Salt Lake, Sporting hosting D.C. see the conferences’ best go head-to-head.

  15. Early Mandzukic goal sees Atlético defeat Real Madrid, claim Spanish Super Cup

    Aug 22, 2014, 6:50 PM EDT

    mario_mandzukic Getty Images

    Early Mandzukic goal gives Atlético its fifth trophy under Simeone.

  16. Top five storylines heading into Week 2 of the Premier League

    Aug 22, 2014, 5:10 PM EDT

    Howard rushed off his line to great effect in the first half to thwart Arsenal's offense. Getty Images

    Toffees and Gunners clash, Liverpool head to Man City, London derby time and much more.

  17. Robben dominance, Malanda miss give Bayern opening match win over Wolfsburg

    Aug 22, 2014, 4:59 PM EDT

    arjen_robben AP

    Goal, assist from Dutch star helped deliver Bayern three points to open the Bundesliga season.

  18. Premier League Preview: Aston Villa vs. Newcastle United

    Aug 22, 2014, 4:03 PM EDT

    Andreas Weimann AP

    Can Villa continue their good start to the season? Watch live, Saturday 7:45 a.m. ET on NBCSN.

  19. Report: Stoke City seeks European loan for Brek Shea; Many interested

    Aug 22, 2014, 3:17 PM EDT

    Burton Albion v Stoke City - Pre Season Friendly Getty Images

    Birmingham City, 1860 Munich, Millwall, Nurnberg… it seems Brek Shea is a man in demand when it comes to his loan from Stoke City.

  20. Bundesliga season preview, predictions: Bayern on top? Sure, but then who?

    Aug 22, 2014, 2:48 PM EDT

    Germany Soccer Cup AP

    The Bavarians added Robert Lewandowski, and look poised to lead again. Who are the favorites to emerge in the race for second?

Featured video

Week 2: Saturday PL preview