May 8, 2012, 8:30 AM EDT
There have been few matches I’ve rued more than today’s Liverpool-Chelsea contest, yet here we are, just a handful of hours before today’s 3:00 p.m. Eastern kickoff, and I’ve come full circle.
It’s almost as if there was an event horizon of dread I passed through around 5:00 a.m. Or maybe it’s something in the Portland water that’s slowly converted me to hipsterism over the last month. Regardless, I’m now looking forward to just how horrific today’s match might get.
The most obvious reason: These teams have no cause to care about the game. None. While mathematically Chelsea has a chance to finish fourth, they have to jump too many teams for that to be a realistic goal. A more practical goal: Keep their best players healthy for next weekend’s Champions League final.
For Liverpool, it’s unclear when they stopped caring about their league position, but it’s happened, and it happened a long time ago. Pride could spur them to a result against a team that took the FA Cup from them three days ago, but it would be a weird time for pride to suddenly show up. Where was all this reverence when the team was falling to ninth?
Even if these squad are motivated, it’s unlikely we’ll get an entertaining match. Liverpool has trouble scoring goals while these days Chelsea seems to play exclusively on the counter. Saturday’s match was ultimately fine, but the early moments (and in truth, most of the first half) were dire. If it wasn’t for Liverpool bungling their way to an early deficit, we could have all ended up comatose.
Despite my skepticism, there are a couple reasons to think today could be decent. Presumably, Kenny Dalglish will start Andy Carroll. The striker’s inclusion made Saturday’s match watchable. Former Red Fernando Torres is likely to start for Chelsea, with almost anything he does to be judged harshly (if entertainingly) within the context of his £50 million transfer. And we could see a bunch of kids who could be important some day (Chelsea left back Ryan Bertrand, for example).
But if we get the Chelsea and Liverpool sides we’ve seen all year, I’ll be ready. Bring the thud, Premier League. I’ve already faced my dread. If this is going to be two aging, uninspired squads playing out a stakes-free 90, I’ll bring enough irony to make it worth my while.
Sep 21, 2014, 8:27 PM EDT
Short written and video recap of Sunday’s games.
Sep 21, 2014, 7:02 PM EDT
Manchester City goalie Joe Hart confirmed that he hadn’t discussed a new contract with the club, and Liverpool is a prime candidate for his services, according to the Metro.
Sep 21, 2014, 5:48 PM EDT
More racism was thrown at Mario Balotelli, but this time, it appears law enforcement will get involved.
Sep 21, 2014, 5:09 PM EDT
Mesut Ozil and Danny Welbeck scored and assisted each other during the Gunners 3-0 win over Aston Villa.
Sep 21, 2014, 4:30 PM EDT
Alessandro Florenzi hugged and kissed his grandmother in the Stade Olimpico stands following his goal in AS Roma’s 2-0 victory over Cagliari.
Sep 21, 2014, 3:34 PM EDT
Everton manager Roberto Martinez laments loss to Crystal Palace, saying that his squad lost its drive for victory.
Sep 21, 2014, 3:06 PM EDT
One England international paid respects to another as a legend scored an emotional goal for his new team against his old.
Sep 21, 2014, 1:55 PM EDT
We didn’t see this coming, and neither did Frank Lampard.
Sep 21, 2014, 12:57 PM EDT
Pablo Zabaleta’s second yellow card changed the game, but a former Chelsea legend came back to haunt them.
Sep 21, 2014, 12:55 PM EDT
Everton started early and saw much of the ball but Crystal Palace got a few breaks and took advantage to pick up their first win of the season.
Sep 21, 2014, 11:21 AM EDT
Mario Balotelli put an LOL up on Twitter at Manchester United’s expense, and subjected himself to some horrible racial abuse.
Sep 21, 2014, 10:57 AM EDT
Despite heavy defeat, United’s new attacker scores goal of the season contender.
Sep 21, 2014, 10:51 AM EDT
Everton has sewn the seeds for a good run of form and are hoping to build on recent success against a struggling Palace squad.
Sep 21, 2014, 10:42 AM EDT
Diego Costa hsa been in fantastic form to begin his Premier League career, and has the chance to fire Chelsea five points clear at the top of the table.
Sep 21, 2014, 10:26 AM EDT
Manchester United were left shell-shocked after blowing a 3-1 lead against Premier League minnows.
Sep 21, 2014, 10:22 AM EDT
Spurs offered little as James Morrison propelled West Brom off the bottom of the table.
Sep 21, 2014, 9:33 AM EDT
Championship side Leeds is dipping into Eastern Europe to find their new manager.
Sep 21, 2014, 8:53 AM EDT
King Power Stadium is bursting with attacking skill as three goals have come within the opening 20 minutes.
Sep 21, 2014, 8:07 AM EDT
Mauricio Pochettino has to navigate a pair of fixtures in four days thanks to the Europa League, and will look to avoid the first defeat to West Brom at White Hart Lane in 30 years.
Sep 21, 2014, 7:48 AM EDT
Radamel Falcao makes his first start for Manchester United who look to build on a strong win last weekend.
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