May 23, 2012, 3:15 PM EDT
Joey Barton needs a good shaking. Or something.
But since we’re an evolved species, and since Barton isn’t a little toddler throwing a temper tantrum – ahem, we’re all thinking the same thing, so let’s just move on – we don’t do those kinds of things.
So instead of a good shaking, or a right proper spanking, even, the English FA has banned the naughty boy from Queens Park Rangers for 12 matches.
He’s also been fined £75,000 (about $117,000) for being soccer’s version of the unstable Michael Douglas character from Falling Down.
Barton was sent off from QPR’s loss to Manchester City on the final EPL match day for clashing tin Carlos Tevez. In the ensuing maelstrom of mayhem, Barton kicked City’s Sergio Aguero and attempted to head butt Vincent Kompany.
As my Twitter buddy Abram Chamberlain (@MindOfAbram) said: If I’m QPR, I’m seeing if I can sell Joey Barton to a League 1 side for £17, some scones and a cup of Earl Grey.
Well said, indeed.
Apr 17, 2015, 10:10 PM EDT
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Apr 17, 2015, 5:38 PM EDT
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Apr 17, 2015, 4:50 PM EDT
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Apr 17, 2015, 3:40 PM EDT
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Apr 17, 2015, 3:14 PM EDT
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Apr 17, 2015, 2:30 PM EDT
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Apr 17, 2015, 2:10 PM EDT
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Apr 17, 2015, 12:20 PM EDT
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Apr 17, 2015, 11:35 AM EDT
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Apr 17, 2015, 10:45 AM EDT
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Apr 17, 2015, 10:00 AM EDT
After alleged smoking of shisha pipe, inhaling nitrus oxide, Liverpool’s youngsters called into Rodgers’ office.
Apr 17, 2015, 9:00 AM EDT
The Western Conference is the place to be this weekend, as it so often will be this season. The East ain’t awful either.
Apr 17, 2015, 8:29 AM EDT
City’s skipper could miss the rest of the campaign with groin injury.
Apr 17, 2015, 7:35 AM EDT
Red Devils will be without four regulars for their trip to Stamford Bridge this weekend.
Apr 16, 2015, 11:16 PM EDT
There are a lot of not-good people in the world, and unfortunately soccer tends to bring that not-goodness out of them.
Apr 16, 2015, 10:06 PM EDT
Poor Jordan Morris. He scores the game-winning goal against Mexico, and a corporate sponsorship makes him ineligible for the MOTM award.
Apr 16, 2015, 9:20 PM EDT
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