Quick-hit list of people, places and things we noticed over the weekend that land on the over-done or overly praised side. Not necessarily awful but, you know, just “meh.”
- Spain-France
- Fernando Torres being “back”
- Florent Malouda
- England
- Criticism of England today (Because, honestly, did anybody really expect something more given the talent available?)
- Italian chances against Germany
- Sitting back in defense
- Journalistic stretching to tie the Greek-German economic skirmish to Greece-Germany on the field
- Truffles
- “Moles” in the German camp
- Tight camera angles on the run of play
- Rafa Marquez attempting any kind of defensive work
- Roy Miller
- Dismissal of conditions as a “dry” heat
- Any MLS “rivalry” outside a very select few (both matches Sunday pass the “genuine” test, clearly)
- Players who cite “passionate fans” or “passionate owner” for a new contract, as an obvious proxy for “big salary”
- My own analysis of Sporting Kansas City as “back to early-season form.” Blek!
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With PSG willing to match Wayne Rooney’s wages, Manchester United has somebody to bail them out
May 22, 2013, 8:17 PM EDT
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If PSG’s willing to take Rooney’s wages of their hands, Manchester United can justify moving on.
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Crimes and misdemeanors: Congratulations, Bobby Boswell – you’re this week’s winner
May 22, 2013, 7:32 PM EDT
Houston’s defensive leader sees his banned doubled by the Disciplinary Committee.
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Sauerbrunn, Quon, and why its still too early to see NWSL’s influence on Sermanni’s choices
May 22, 2013, 6:47 PM EDT
Tom Sermanni has brought new talent into the national team, but it’s too early to know the extent to which the U.S.’s roster will see new faces.
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José Mourinho, Cristiano Ronaldo pick up meaningless two-match bans
May 22, 2013, 6:02 PM EDT
Cristiano Ronaldo will serve a two-match ban. José Mourinho will skirt it.
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Looking at the United States’ roster ahead of their Canada rematch
May 22, 2013, 4:03 PM EDT
Yesterday’s announcement included few surprises ahead of the U.S.’s June 2 match at BMO Field.
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How Tony Pulis removal at Stoke City may affect U.S. internationals Cameron, Shea and Edu
May 22, 2013, 2:40 PM EDT
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Looks like a mixed bag for the American trio:
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As the towering English forward weighs up his options, should he return to Liverpool, sign for West Ham or go elsewhere?
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Mario Götze to miss Champions League final against future club Bayern
May 22, 2013, 1:40 PM EDT
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With Dortmund’s main attacker threat out injured, can Dortmund still lift the Champions League trophy?
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Can the Yankees provide a viable option for New York City FC to play in? Of course they can. Maybe.
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The one accolade no EPL player wants on their soccer resume…
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Claudio Reyna announced as New York City FC Director of Football
May 22, 2013, 11:05 AM EDT
New York City FC announces Reyna as first employee, a good first move, right?
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Yankee Stadium, Citi Field, Red Bull Arena… which venue could work best as a temporary home for New York City FC?
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The magic of the Cup lives on, as four PDL sides now face trips to MLS teams in the third-round. Is this the stuff dreams are made of?
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Pulis joins long list of EPL managers departing… is English soccer becoming more ruthless?





