Nov 27, 2012, 2:59 PM EST
After a month splitting time between Montreal and London, I returned to Southern California this August unable to remember how I used to speak. There were these inflections in my words which, back in my native SoCal, seemed weird, fake, and forced. It took me three days to feel comfortable in my own voice – three days of incredulous looks from bartenders and questions asking which part of Australia I’m from. By the time I returned to Portland, I was back to normal.
I’ve had this problem as long as I can remember (temporarily picking up a Spanish accent in junior year health class was particularly embarrassing), but only recently did I discover it’s not a problem at all. Maybe it was after reading Malcolm Gladwell’s The Tipping Point, where he alludes to the emotional connection we subconsciously seek through mimicry. Or perhaps it was reading various reports on a University of California, Riverside study to the same effect. What seemed perfectly natural to me was, in fact, perfectly natural, even if most of us don’t express it.
All of which makes today’s criticism of Joey Barton weird, opportunistic, and ignorant. While I wouldn’t put it past the former Newcastle, current Marseille striker to assimilate an accent for other purposes, it’s entirely possible that during the process of living in a new country and learning a new language, Barton’s subconsciously sought to emotionally connect with his new surroundings. Hence the accent today’s Independent lampoons as “[speaking] with comedy”.
They aren’t the only ones making fun of this press conference, an interview conjuring memories of the Dutch accent former England manager Steve McClaren adopted upon his first spell at Twente (McClaren’s video follows Barton’s):
On the surface, it seems weird that we’d change our speech patterns based on our surroundings, but it’s a completely natural (if subconscious) trait. Even if it wasn’t, would it be such a bad thing to take a “when in Rome” attitude toward these things?
Perhaps if we weren’t talking about Joey Barton or a failed England manager, we’d let the whole thing go. But when it comes to Barton or McClaren, everything’s fair game.
Jan 31, 2015, 8:15 AM EST
Socceroos do the business on home soil, beat South Korea in extra time in Sydney.
Jan 31, 2015, 7:38 AM EST
Watch Hull vs. Newcastle live online, right here.
Jan 31, 2015, 7:29 AM EST
Where and how to watch every PL game during Week 23 live online or via the app.
Jan 30, 2015, 11:57 PM EST
Transfer deals that have been confirmed over the past day or so.
Jan 30, 2015, 10:59 PM EST
Bayern Munich head man Pep Guardiola sees where his squad went wrong in its 4-1 defeat against Bundesliga opponent VfL Wolfsburg.
Jan 30, 2015, 9:48 PM EST
Roy Keane is at the forefront of trouble again.
Jan 30, 2015, 9:08 PM EST
Preview of a previously eye-catching match, Manchester City v. Leicester City, tomorrow morning on NBCSN.
Jan 30, 2015, 7:49 PM EST
The Men in Blazers are at it again.
Jan 30, 2015, 7:00 PM EST
Danny Ings looks poised to stay at Burnley due to a certain transfer rule that would block his departure to Liverpool.
Jan 30, 2015, 6:05 PM EST
United States and Borussia Dortmund II’s Joe Gyau underwent another surgery on his torn meniscus, and he could be done for the season.
Jan 30, 2015, 5:20 PM EST
Real Madrid midfielder Gareth Bale will replace Cristiano Ronaldo as the current world’s best player will serve a two-match ban coming from last week’s tilt vs. Cordoba.
Jan 30, 2015, 4:35 PM EST
Preview of Hull City vs. Newcastle on NBCSN this Saturday morning.
Jan 30, 2015, 3:45 PM EST
Juan Agudelo is back with Major League Soccer’s New England Revolution, and amidst a few possible issues, there is no reason his addition cannot help guide Jay Heaps’ side to victorious ways in the East.
Jan 30, 2015, 3:07 PM EST
Let’s take a gander at how things may’ve changed since JPW checked the needs earlier this month.
Jan 30, 2015, 2:00 PM EST
Where and how to watch every PL game during Week 23, here.
Jan 30, 2015, 1:48 PM EST
If my math’s right, and it probably isn’t, close to 10 percent of the world’s population will watch Manchester City visit Chelsea on Saturday.
Jan 30, 2015, 1:06 PM EST
The Socceroos have received a single goal from nine other players in a bid to become the first hosts to win the Asian Cup since Japan in 1992.
Jan 30, 2015, 12:52 PM EST
Cameron talks about his love for the Pats, growing up in Boston and more in his latest dispatch from England.
Jan 30, 2015, 12:22 PM EST
PST’s Joe Prince-Wright and Mike Prindiville sit down to talk Lampard vs. Chelsea in this week’s PST Extra, with a little Diego Costa suspension talk as well.
Jan 30, 2015, 12:02 PM EST
PST’s Lead Writer and Editor predicts the winners and losers in Week 23.
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