Dec 6, 2012, 7:58 PM EDT
Just imagine Liz Lemon saying that headline …
… and please, don’t take offensive to it.. Anybody who reads the site regularly (a) is a saint!, and (b) knows I’m not above digging deep into the tactical side of things (as you’ll see in about 300 words).
Of course, if the virtual mecca for that kind of stuff is Michael Cox’s Zonal Marking, which once a year casts its eye west for Major League Soccer’s final.
The first time I remember Cox doing this was for the Colorado-Dallas final in Toronto (2010). Hopefully he didn’t make too many judgments based on that game, because that was rough 120 minutes (albeit with a decent payoff).
The last two seasons have given ZM some better soccer to write about, with Saturday’s match turning into an exhibition of what MLS 2.0 has to offer.
Click here to get all of Zonal Marking’s thoughts, but the general points:
- 4-4-2 vs. 4-4-2 made for a straight forward battle;
- Kofie Sarkodie overlapping a pinched-in Boniek Garcia made Houston’s right the first half’s key battle zone;
- Unusual for today’s style of soccer, a working the channels approach dominated the game on both sides;
- Calen Carr’s departure hurt Houston’s ability to utilize that approach in the second half;
- LA’s dominance on set pieces defined the second half, Houston lacking somebody to counter Omar Gonzalez’s aerial dominance.
A couple of things that help round out the picture, things that are difficult to pick up without watching the teams throughout the season:
- Part of LA’s success on set pieces was due to Tally Hall’s tendency to stay on his line. On the second goal, Gonzalez was able to cut him off, winning Beckham’s chip;
- Houston was playing a higher line than usual, perhaps a consequence of Kinnear asking Clark to venture forward more to try and contain Beckham (and moving his defense up to keep from being stretched). At one point in the first half, LA was called for offside within five yards of the center line;
- I would say the freedom Beckham had was less to do with Clark playing deep than LA’s adjusting to Clark staying at the same level as his wide midfielders (if not higher). Beckham ended up dropping deep and to the right, at times drawing Calen Carr’s attention because of how far he’d drifted;
- Landon Donovan was pulling Houston’s center backs all over the place. The 12th minute long ball from Beckham to Robbie Keane (which ended in Donovan missing a sitter) was created by Donovan pulling Bobby Boswell out of position. Jermaine Taylor also had trouble deciding when to release and when to track Donovan.
- Aside from Adam Moffat’s assist on Calen Carr’s goal, Houston’s central midfield really struggled in the offensive phase. Ricardo Clark continually let himself get lost between Beckham and Juninho, while neither he nor Moffat where getting the ball to Garcia and Brad Davis quick enough.
May 3, 2015, 6:30 PM EDT
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May 3, 2015, 4:00 PM EDT
The Chelsea captain had one of his best seasons in years, and took a jab at a former manager who said he couldn’t play twice in one week.
May 3, 2015, 3:30 PM EDT
The former Arsenal and Barcelona midfielder says he knew Chelsea was the place to go to win trophies in England, including the big one cliched Sunday.
May 3, 2015, 2:56 PM EDT
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May 3, 2015, 2:19 PM EDT
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May 3, 2015, 1:40 PM EDT
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May 3, 2015, 12:53 PM EDT
Sergio Aguero got the better of Harry Kane at White Hart Lane.
May 3, 2015, 11:35 AM EDT
The Chelsea manager was all business following Chelsea’s title-clinching win over Crystal Palace.
May 3, 2015, 10:57 AM EDT
The Blues held the top spot in the Premier League table almost wire-to-wire, as no one came close.
May 3, 2015, 10:35 AM EDT
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May 3, 2015, 10:23 AM EDT
Chelsea secured its fourth Premier League title, and Player of the Year Eden Hazard fittingly sealed the clinching win.
May 3, 2015, 9:20 AM EDT
A local club in the lower leagues of Polish soccer saw a supporter killed by riot police as fans tried to storm the field.
May 3, 2015, 8:08 AM EDT
Newcastle manager John Carver laid into his players yesterday, with his red-carded defender facing the brunt of the assault.
May 3, 2015, 7:40 AM EDT
Jose Mourinho is happy knowing Chelsea are on the verge of clinching the Premier League title.
May 3, 2015, 12:45 AM EDT
The cream continues to rise to the top in Eastern Conference, while we still know next to nothing about the West.
May 2, 2015, 9:59 PM EDT
The last undefeated team in MLS has fallen at the hands of the Revs, who look poised for another run to MLS Cup.
May 2, 2015, 9:12 PM EDT
D.C. United are for real. Very, very for real. The way they dominated Crew SC should put the rest of MLS on notice.
May 2, 2015, 8:15 PM EDT
Managers don’t usually come out this strong in hammering their own players, which really shocked The 2 Robbies.
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