Skip to content

Lunchtime distraction: All 86 of Messi’s goals in one video

Dec 10, 2012, 12:28 PM EST

Real Betis Balompie v FC Barcelona - La Liga Getty Images

In the wake of Lionel Messi’s latest record, there’s been some very minor backlash. Soccer seasons don’t exist January-to-December, some have noted.

No, but calendars do. And people still use calendars. They still annotated date in discrete year units. Nobody records their daughter’s birthday in terms of the Spanish soccer season.

Well, hopefully they don’t.

Admittedly, it is a bit contrived to pick a window that doesn’t correspond to the soccer season, but talking about goals scored in a calendar year isn’t arbitrary. And given soccer leagues around the world have different start dates, a January-to-December isn’t that objectionable. The backlash seems more Messi fatigue or being blindsided by hype of yet another record, both of which are understandable.

But all records are kind of wonky, especially when you’re comparing players that didn’t play in the same era, competition, or country. Even baseball, where numbers are more revered than anywhere, have records that mean almost nothing. Does anybody care who holds the home run record now? Records are just something to talk about, even if nobody’s obliged to engage in the conversation.

Ultimately, a dude has scored 86 goals in a little less than 12 months. Even if we talk about that independent of record books, it’s an accomplishment worth noting.

Which is exactly what this video does. Need something to watch while your Cup of Noodles cools down? Here are Messi’s 86 goals all in one place. Enjoy.

Latest Posts
  1. Premier League Preview: QPR vs. Tottenham Hotspur

    Mar 6, 2015, 3:45 PM EST

    Nacer Chadli AP

    Preview of QPR v. Tottenham on Saturday.

  2. Who is the most underrated player in MLS? MLS stars weigh in, but who’s your pick?

    Mar 6, 2015, 3:14 PM EST

    Benny Feilhaber, Sporting KC Benny Feilhaber, Sporting KC

    Every team has one — or two, or three — guys that don’t get the credit they deserve. Who’s the MOST underrated player in MLS?

  3. Brazilian legend Ronaldo dismisses “nonsense” rumors (that he started) of comeback in NASL

    Mar 6, 2015, 2:22 PM EST

    Ronaldo, Fort Lauderdale Strikers Ronaldo, Fort Lauderdale Strikers

    Can it really be considered a “rumor” if you’re the one who said it first? Either way, no comeback for Il Fenomeno.

  4. USWNT 3-0 Switzerland: Morgan, Rodriguez, Wambach rescue USA at Algarve Cup

    Mar 6, 2015, 2:00 PM EST

    Abby Wambach, USWNT Abby Wambach, USWNT

    It wasn’t pretty until late, but three points is three points. Improvement still needed before the World Cup.

  5. Louis van Gaal: I “have a very bad relationship” with Ryan Giggs — just kidding!

    Mar 6, 2015, 11:49 AM EST

    Ryan Giggs & Louis van Gaal, Manchester United FC Ryan Giggs & Louis van Gaal, Manchester United FC

    LVG is tired of your faux-controversies, British press. So much so he’s resorted to going along with them.

  6. FIFA Women’s PotY Nadine Kessler needs knee operation, could miss 2015 World Cup

    Mar 6, 2015, 10:38 AM EST

    Nadine Kessler, Germany Nadine Kessler, Germany

    A bitter blow for last year’s world’s best women’s player. An advantage to the rest of the field.

  7. MLS Week 1 preview: Sounders vs. Revs, Timbers vs. RSL headline First Kick weekend

    Mar 6, 2015, 9:52 AM EST

    Obafemi Martins, Seattle Sounders Getty Images

    Picking which six MLS games to watch this weekend was going to be really tough, so we did the dirty work for you.

  8. FA Cup preview: Wembley trips on the line as Man United, Arsenal, Liverpool shoot for semis

    Mar 6, 2015, 8:22 AM EST

    Wayne Rooney, Manchester United FC Getty Images

    Man United haven’t won the FA Cup since 2004. Is this finally their year?

  9. PHOTOS: 2015 MLS jerseys have been unveiled — Which is the best? Worst?

    Mar 5, 2015, 10:22 PM EST

    MLS logo MLS logo

    Because who doesn’t love to critique and compare every team’s new jerseys?

  10. WATCH: Mohamed Salah’s 60-yard dribble and wondergoal; Juventus 1-2 Fiorentina

    Mar 5, 2015, 8:53 PM EST

    Mohamed Salah, ACF Fiorentina Mohamed Salah, ACF Fiorentina

    The dribble was a thing of beauty, but he still had to apply the finish. Not a problem for Salah.

  11. Now that it’s happening, MLS’s 20th season is sure to be the best one yet

    Mar 5, 2015, 8:15 PM EST

    Kaka, Orlando City SC Kaka, Orlando City SC

    The season is officially on. Here’s a few reasons to get excited, in case you’re not already. (You should be.)

  12. 2015 MLS season preview: Real Salt Lake

    Mar 5, 2015, 7:00 PM EST

    Real Salt Lake logo

    Jeff Cassar impressed in year one, but can he rebuild RSL and make them his own in year two?

  13. 2015 MLS season preview: LA Galaxy

    Mar 5, 2015, 5:00 PM EST

    LA Galaxy logo

    Bruce’s boys are back, and once again, rebuilt. This changes little for a team with more championship aspirations.

  14. 2015 MLS season preview: Portland Timbers

    Mar 5, 2015, 4:00 PM EST

    Portland Timbers logo

    Caleb Porter’s final foray in the Rose City? He’ll need the playoffs this year, otherwise…

  15. 2015 MLS season preview: Seattle Sounders

    Mar 5, 2015, 3:19 PM EST

    Seattle Sounders logo

    After winning two of three titles last season, can the Sounders finally clinch that pesky MLS Cup?

  16. PST predicts Major League Soccer’s 2015 standings; Do you agree?

    Mar 5, 2015, 2:45 PM EST

    Kreis and Reyna have painstakingly put the inaugural NYCFC squad together. AP

    From expansion team finishing first to making the playoffs to finishing in last, our writers have varied opinions on how MLS will unfold in 2015.

  17. Premier League Playback: With 10 games to go, here’s how things stand

    Mar 5, 2015, 2:08 PM EST

    PST’s Editor and Lead Writer looks back at the midweek madness, and assesses where we are at with 10 games to go.

  18. 2015 MLS season preview: New England Revolution

    Mar 5, 2015, 1:20 PM EST

    New England logo

    Can the Revs build on a fantastic 2014? Heaps hopes so…