Skip to content

Keep calm and get Dimitar Berbatov the ball

Dec 26, 2012, 11:30 AM EDT

Throughout the week there were rumblings that Fulham had become concerned about their new, melancholy star. Was the perpetually morose Dimitar Berbatov happy at Craven Cottage? Per the gossip, Martin Jol saw the easiest rout to Cottager success including a happy and productive Bulgarian maestro …

… which makes you wonder why he bought Berbatov in the first place. If your conception of a viable Berbatov entails him being happy, you should just stay away. Nobody knows why Jared Leto smiles.

Eight minutes into today’s game in London, Berbatov defied all the gossip, showing himself to be not only productive but something other than melancholy, putting Fulham ahead early over visiting Southampton:

In case you missed the best part of the goal (which actually came after the ball crossed the line), the internet is here for you.

You can thank Twitter’s @AndyGlockner for this:

source:

Who knew Berbatov had some musculature under that kit? Can you imagine the guy lifting a weight?

“Keep calm and get me the ball” is the most assertive thing Dimitar Berbatov has ever said or done, and the ball was barely over the line before he was ripping off his kit to get his message across. Either this is a nicotine high or somebody got Berba a damn to give for Christmas.

No, Mr. Jol, this doesn’t seem to be a happy Dimitar Berbatov, but given his discontent put your team in front within 10 minutes, you might want to prod instead of cajole.

In fairness, there is no reason Fulham wouldn’t feed Berbatov. He’s their best goalscorer, playmaker, and it’s difficult to imagine the team replicating Jol’s year one success without a productive Berbatov.

So keep calm, Cottagers, and get Berbatov the ball.

Latest Posts
  1. MLS Snapshot: Chicago Fire 2-0 FC Dallas (video)

    Aug 2, 2015, 9:15 PM EDT

    Accam Getty Images

    David Accam helped lead Chicago Fire over FC Dallas to end the visitors five-game winning streak.

  2. WATCH: Ex-Barcelona midfielder Xavi scores a wonderful free-kick on debut for Qatari club

    Aug 2, 2015, 8:06 PM EDT

    Xavi Getty Images

    Xavi gets up for preseason friendlies, and in his first match for his new club, the 35-year-old rips a classic free kick.

  3. MLS Snapshot: San Jose Earthquakes 0-0 Portland Timbers (video)

    Aug 2, 2015, 7:03 PM EDT

    Valeri Getty Images

    Diego Valeri missed a penalty as neither side could take advantage of its few big chances.

  4. Premier League friendly roundup: Southampton draws, Stoke swallowed

    Aug 2, 2015, 6:36 PM EDT

    Hughes Getty Images

    It was a tough day for a number of Premier League teams who suffered losses and setbacks, most notably Mark Hughes and Stoke City.

  5. Jack Wilshere to miss the start of the season with another ankle problem

    Aug 2, 2015, 5:25 PM EDT

    Wilshere Getty Images

    The 23-year-old midfielder has struggled with ankle problems in the past, and another has cropped up.

  6. Premier League 2015-16 season preview: West Ham United

    Aug 2, 2015, 5:00 PM EDT

    Payet Getty Images

    Some big signings this summer and a new manager has fans excited for what could be this coming year.

  7. Premier League 2015-16 season preview: West Bromwich Albion

    Aug 2, 2015, 3:14 PM EDT

    WestBrom Getty Images

    Tony Pulis is a hard-nosed leader, but unless Saido Berahino can repeat his goal-scoring year from last season, it will be a tough go for the Baggies.

  8. Arsene Wenger, Jose Mourinho fail to shake hands, as Gunners boss finally prevails

    Aug 2, 2015, 1:07 PM EDT

    The long-time spat between the managers of Arsenal and Chelsea rumbles on.

  9. Sunday’s Transfer Rumor Roundup: Liverpool wants Cheryshev, Pato to Sunderland

    Aug 2, 2015, 12:45 PM EDT

    FC Internazionale v Real Madrid- International Champions Cup Getty Images

    Catch up on all the latest transfer rumors and gossip, right here.

  10. Three things we learned from Arsenal’s Community Shield win vs. Chelsea

    Aug 2, 2015, 11:57 AM EDT

    Wenger finally beats Mourinho, while the Blues have some issues up front.

  11. Arsenal 1-0 Chelsea: Oxlade-Chamberlain strike wins Gunners FA Community Shield

    Aug 2, 2015, 11:55 AM EDT

    cd0ymzcznguwzdbhnduynddiytjhm2yyzthlmtjjotqwyyznptq2mtvlzdlkyzrjzwnhzdg3ywvhyzy2m2qznzzkmwu11 AP

    Arsenal takes claim to the Community Shield as Arsene Wenger has finally defeated Jose Mourinho.

  12. VIDEO: Brilliant finish from Oxlade-Chamberlain puts Arsenal ahead in Community Shield

    Aug 2, 2015, 10:49 AM EDT

    Arsenal celebrate their opening goal vs. Chelsea. AP

    The Gunners took a 1-0 first half lead over Chelsea in the FA Community Shield thanks to a classy finish from Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain.

  13. VIDEO: Watch the Wright-Phillips brothers combine for slick goal in Red Bulls’ win

    Aug 2, 2015, 10:04 AM EDT

    Bradley Wright-Phillips, Bill Hamid AP

    In the City of Brotherly Love, it was only fitting that the Wright-Phillips boys led New York to a victory.

  14. Roy Keane thinks Arsenal players too focused on “selfies and six-packs”

    Aug 2, 2015, 9:07 AM EDT

    Arsenal v Everton: Barclays Asia Trophy Getty Images

    There’s a legitimate chance that Roy Keane has never taken a picture with his cell phone.

  15. Report: Manchester United, PSG agree to $70 million fee for Angel di Maria

    Aug 2, 2015, 8:12 AM EDT

    Everton v Manchester United - Premier League Getty Images

    Manchester United’s Di Maria experiment is all but over, and it’s going to cost them $20 million.

  16. MLS Snapshot: Seattle Sounders 0-3 Vancouver Whitecaps (video)

    Aug 2, 2015, 12:02 AM EDT

    Pa Modou Kah, Vancouver Whitecaps FC Pa Modou Kah, Vancouver Whitecaps FC

    That’s 7 losses in 8 games for the Sounders. Meanwhile, the ‘Caps go top of the West.

  17. MLS Snapshot: Sporting Kansas City 1-1 Houston Dynamo (video)

    Aug 1, 2015, 10:47 PM EDT

    Tim Melia, Sporting Kansas City Tim Melia, Sporting Kansas City

    Another Royal Rumble between old rivals. While the rest of MLS went goal-crazy, these two did what they always do.

  18. MLS Snapshot: Orlando City SC 5-2 Columbus Crew SC (video)

    Aug 1, 2015, 9:33 PM EDT

    Cyle Larin, Orlando City SC Cyle Larin, Orlando City SC

    The goals floweth over in MLS tonight. Cyle Larin scored his second straight brace for Orlando City.

Featured video

What can we expect from PL new boys?