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Twitter gold: Toronto FC, Ryan Nelsen, Kevin Payne and a club that finally, completely jumped the shark

Jan 8, 2013, 12:18 PM EDT

Toronto has a new manager, Ryan Nelsen. But Nelsen won’t manage just yet. I mean, the man is busy!

The (only semi-serious) timeline of TFC’s half-baked coaching maneuvers can be found here.

Meanwhile, Twitter was invented for this very thing, and business is a’booming! The snark began to flow within minutes of the odd news this morning that Nelsen would wait to begin his days in charge at BMO Field.

Let’s look:

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