Jan 25, 2013, 3:20 PM EST
Today’s news on West London’s naughty boy of the moment is fairly straightforward. But this being the odd duck of a story that it is, there is no shortage of new talking points.
Let’s dive right in:
- Chelsea’s Belgian international already faced a three-game red card ban. Being officially charged by the FA, as he was on Friday afternoon, the governing body citing “insufficient” punishment for the offense, cannot be good news around Stamford Bridge.
- Never mind that it’s (mostly) beside the point, I anticipate a fresh round of “The ball boy deserved it” to unfold in 3 … 2… 1…
- Hazard has until Tuesday at close of business in England to appeal.
- We had two notorious incidents of MLS men being jerks to ball boys in 2012. Now we’ve just broken the seal on a fresh, new year and already a ball boy incident! Seriously, guys, leave the doggone ball boys alone!
- In fact, what say every club, everywhere, put up signs around the training ground: “Step away from the ball boys! Immediately. No one has to get hurt here!”
- To review the above-mentioned episodes of “What where they thinking?,” please click here for Marc Burch, or here for Colin Clark.
- As some of you have already pointed out, for a nice, balanced look at this whole silly bit of the slightly surreal, laced with the appropriate sense of whimsy, may we suggest Daniel Taylor’s bit from the Guardian. It has a Basil Fawlty reference. If ever a story deserved a Fawlty Towers* reference, by gosh, this one is it.
*Best show on TV. Ever.
Mar 1, 2015, 6:33 PM EST
Wes Brown was sent off in the Black Cats’ loss to Manchester United, despite the fact that John O’Shea seemingly committed the foul.
Mar 1, 2015, 5:46 PM EST
Coming off of an ugly midweek loss to Monaco, Arsenal responded perfectly with a 2-0 win over Everton.
Mar 1, 2015, 5:00 PM EST
The Stoke City midfielder needed 12-15 stitches in his calf after taking a challenge that manager Mark Hughes said could have ended his career.
Mar 1, 2015, 4:10 PM EST
The Argentinian winger was subbed out at halftime of Manchester United’s 2-0 win over Sunderland.
Mar 1, 2015, 3:20 PM EST
Playing in front of the back four due to Nemanja Matic’s absence, the 20-year-old French defender stood out to his boss.
Mar 1, 2015, 2:33 PM EST
He score two more goals, continuing the ridiculous stretch for Europe’s most in-form striker.
Mar 1, 2015, 1:52 PM EST
The USMNT regular scored his first club goal in over two years as Borussia Monchengladbach bounced back from a midweek Europa League disappointment.
Mar 1, 2015, 1:12 PM EST
The Liverpool manager was full of praise for his team after their high-energy performance against the defending champions.
Mar 1, 2015, 12:54 PM EST
Mourinho wins first trophy of his second spell in charge of Chelsea.
Mar 1, 2015, 11:50 AM EST
Chelsea have the upper hand, but can they see off Spurs at Wembley? Follow play-by-play, here.
Mar 1, 2015, 11:48 AM EST
The Manchester City boss gave props to Jordan Henderson and Philippe Coutinho, but threw his own players under the bus for not being able to hold onto the ball.
Mar 1, 2015, 11:15 AM EST
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Mar 1, 2015, 11:00 AM EST
Olivier Giroud atoned for his misses midweek with the game’s only goal as Everton had little to offer.
Mar 1, 2015, 9:15 AM EST
The Reds put in a stunning display, as City stumble yet again.
Mar 1, 2015, 9:01 AM EST
Copycat! A repeat of Jordan Henderson’s earlier strike saw the Brazilian down Manchester City late again, reminiscent of last year’s match.
Mar 1, 2015, 8:51 AM EST
Jordan Henderson opened things up with a fabulous strike, and Philippe Coutinho copied the script with the late winner.
Mar 1, 2015, 8:30 AM EST
Per Mertesacker has been dropped following Arsenal’s Champions League disappointment midweek.
Mar 1, 2015, 7:59 AM EST
On Premier League Live, Robbie Mustoe says he believes Arsenal need a change at the top, a move that would surely send shockwaves throughout English soccer.
Mar 1, 2015, 7:33 AM EST
Jordan Henderson opened the scoring at Anfield with a stunning goal inside 15 minutes.
Mar 1, 2015, 6:35 AM EST
Brendan Rodgers starts with Raheem Sterling up front, but plenty of changes along his teamsheet.
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