Jan 31, 2013, 4:50 PM EDT
super funmiserable match against Canada on Tuesday? You know, the one where nothing happened. No, you don’t? Well… let us jog your memory:
Okay, fine, you really did bury it. We can’t blame you. But trust us, the game happened. It was a listless 0-0 draw, one in which almost nothing happened. It’s hard to quantify a match like that with the naked eye, you know? You make some observations, you think some things you think you think, you bluster, you pontificate, but do you really know anything? I mean, we pretend we do, but we don’t really. The eyes can be such liars.
You know what would help? Stats and numbers.
Enter the Castrol Index. In a new collaboration, U.S. Soccer is posting brief reports along with some figures from each game.
The result from Tuesday: Matt Besler (744 points) was the team’s best player, closely followed by Omar Gonzalez (718). That’s good news for the “oh man, we really need a center back” camp of U.S. watchers, so basically everyone.
Except the numbers can be deceiving. (Well, that ruins the premise of the post. Bear with…) The actual best performer was none other than Real Salt Lake outside back Tony Beltran. He only played a half, but managed to pick up 460 points. Double that and you end up with 920, way above the pace Besler set. Even if you assume Beltran would have had a worse second half, he would only need less than 300 points to eclipse the Sporting Kansas City center back. While we’re here, Kyle Beckerman’s 665 poins in 74 minutes was ahead of the Besler pace as well.
The worst man on the pitch? That would be Chris Wondolowski, who managed just 250 points in 45 minutes. Anecdotally, he didn’t play well either, missing a lot of chances and half-chances.
Sometimes, the math and the observations correlate nicely.
Apr 24, 2014, 9:17 AM EDT
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Apr 24, 2014, 8:08 AM EDT
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Apr 24, 2014, 12:36 AM EDT
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Apr 23, 2014, 11:56 PM EDT
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Apr 23, 2014, 8:26 PM EDT
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Apr 23, 2014, 5:55 PM EDT
Ronaldo pronounced fit; Benzema breaks through, and Casillas stones Götze.
Apr 23, 2014, 5:30 PM EDT
Incredible plans to expand Anfield revealed, as public will now have their say:
Apr 23, 2014, 4:51 PM EDT
Tedious Tiki-Taka, counter-attacking clinic and gilt-edge chances:
Apr 23, 2014, 4:45 PM EDT
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Apr 23, 2014, 4:19 PM EDT
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Apr 23, 2014, 3:36 PM EDT
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Apr 23, 2014, 2:54 PM EDT
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Apr 23, 2014, 2:25 PM EDT
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Apr 23, 2014, 1:42 PM EDT
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Apr 23, 2014, 1:28 PM EDT
Reports say David Moyes was “seething” at what he perceived to be an unprofessional dismissal from Manchester United.
Apr 23, 2014, 12:52 PM EDT
Bad news for England, as Januzaj is headed for a brand new Belgium kit.
Apr 23, 2014, 12:11 PM EDT
Some slots are firm, while there’s plenty to be settled in the next few weeks. Let’s take a look at whose guaranteed to make the group stage
Apr 23, 2014, 11:41 AM EDT
Speaking with Sports Illustrated’s SI Now, Donovan spent some time lauding David Moyes and lamenting his dismissal from Manchester United.
Apr 23, 2014, 10:52 AM EDT
He’s simply one of the worst that’s ever played.
Apr 23, 2014, 10:25 AM EDT
Shola Ameobi has played a lot of roles during his time at Newcastle; His latest role is vocal critic of the club’s transfer practices.
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