Feb 21, 2013, 11:03 AM EDT
Yes, Carlos Ruiz will continue to be a little bundle of frustration for opposition defenses; truly, he is one of the most confounding men ever to wear an MLS kit.
And, yes, Ruiz’s historic striking proficiency is impressive. His raw numbers speak volumes, as Ruiz owns one of the best goals-to-games ratio Major League Soccer has yet seen.
But I’m calling it right here: the hook-up with D.C. United will not work.
United signed the Guatemalan striker Wednesday, turning over the hour glass on a fifth MLS team for Ruiz.
First, Ruiz is 33. And it’s a hard 33. He was never a player ultimately interested in fitness and taking care of himself as a professional should. He’s the anti-Dwayne De Rosario that way. “De Ro” has always gone to great lengths to professionally look after his body.
Second, United manager Ben Olsen isn’t going to put up with Ruiz’s shenanigans. He won’t if he’s smart, at least. First time Ruiz turns up AWOL – it happened a lot in his days in Dallas – Olsen should personally clean out the man’s locker, leave the contents in a box and set it outside RFK Stadium for collection whenever Ruiz gets back into the city.
Nor will Olsen put up with Ruiz’s lack of attention to defensive detail and duty. He can’t just drag himself around the field awaiting his next chance to post up as a target. Especially not when fellow United striker Lionard Pajoy is around, a guy who doesn’t have Ruiz’s finishing skill or instincts but who is definitely willing to put in the work.
Ruiz is done with the Guatemalan national team, so that potential distraction is no longer in play. (Ruiz’s previous episodes of going AWOL were frequently attached to trips back home, when his return was mysteriously delayed on several occasions.)
And since he is 33, and since this is his eighth club since 2007 – indicating that Ruiz wears out his welcome quite quickly – perhaps the combative striker will get it. Perhaps he’ll get in line, recognizing that his window of collecting a paycheck in pro soccer is closing.
I rather doubt it, and history is on my side here.
Good luck to him. Despite it all, Ruiz has always been a likeable sort.
Still, I put the over/under on his RFK stay at six months. Which side are you taking?
Apr 26, 2015, 11:43 AM EDT
Torino picked up its first win over Juventus in 20 years, but the fans kept it from being a truly happy day.
Apr 26, 2015, 10:29 AM EDT
There is no featured striker on the field for Chelsea, with Jose Mourinho instead selecting six midfielders to interchange.
Apr 26, 2015, 10:20 AM EDT
Manchester United had nothing to offer as Everton won its third straight against the Red Devils at Goodison Park.
Apr 26, 2015, 10:00 AM EDT
The PFA have announced their team of the season. But should these 10 players have been involved?
Apr 26, 2015, 9:18 AM EDT
The likely title winners took up over half of the team of the season, marking their domination.
Apr 26, 2015, 8:49 AM EDT
Fans clashed with each other and with police as objects became weapons and smoke filled the pitch.
Apr 26, 2015, 7:47 AM EDT
Marouane Fellaini returns to his former club on a much higher note than last season’s visit.
Apr 26, 2015, 7:00 AM EDT
Two big games are coming your way on Sunday. Here’s what to expect.
Apr 26, 2015, 12:44 AM EDT
It was a bad night to be a goalkeeper. A really, really bad night.
Apr 26, 2015, 12:36 AM EDT
Winning on the road in MLS is always impressive. Doing it 3,000 miles from home and with a five-man bench is downright remarkable.
Apr 25, 2015, 10:55 PM EDT
MLS Game of the Year? Probably. It had a little bit of everything, including some amazing goals you HAVE to see.
Apr 25, 2015, 9:42 PM EDT
Good luck stopping the Revs, now that they’ve got a head of steam behind them. Another Cup run looks likely.
Apr 25, 2015, 9:33 PM EDT
Crew SC’s four-headed attacking monster completely shredded the Union’s defense. The Black and Gold are very for real.
Apr 25, 2015, 7:44 PM EDT
As long as Barcelona keep winning, the La Liga title is theirs. The way they’re going at the moment, they might just win out.
Apr 25, 2015, 6:59 PM EDT
With four teams separated by two points for the final relegation place, it’s becoming an absolute dogfight. The 2 Robbies break it down.
Apr 25, 2015, 5:30 PM EDT
When in a relegation dogfight, win any way you can. That’s the message from Nigel Pearson, and that’s what Leicester City have done.
Apr 25, 2015, 4:30 PM EDT
Play poorly and win, or play well and lose? You can’t always have it both ways, which benefitted Man City on Saturday.
Apr 25, 2015, 4:00 PM EDT
Sherwood’s men were certainly hard done by away to Manchester City. It’s hard not to agree with the Villa boss.
Apr 25, 2015, 3:30 PM EDT
With Watford officially promoted, who’s next? (Hint: It won’t be Boro.)
Apr 25, 2015, 3:20 PM EDT
Recaps, reaction, videos and more from all eight PL games on Saturday.
- Who were the biggest snubs in PFA’s Premier League Team of the Season selections? 2
- PFA Team of the Year announced: 6 Blues lead the way 0
- VIDEO: Premier League Sunday preview – Arsenal vs. Chelsea, Everton vs. Manchester United 0
- MLS roundup: 20 goals in 4 games Saturday night — WATCH THEM ALL! 1
- MLS Snapshot: Vancouver Whitecaps 1-2 D.C. United 0
- MLS Snapshot: Houston Dynamo 4-4 Sporting Kansas City 2