Skip to content

A Chivas USA press conference with “Chelis:” a speechy, esoteric tapestry waiting to happen

Mar 11, 2013, 10:36 AM EDT

Jose Luis Sanchez Sola

Press conferences with highly quotable Chivas USA manager Jose Luis Sanchez Sola will apparently be one part life lesson, one part esoteric reference, one part colorful tapestry of motivational truism … and then two or three parts soccer. Or something like that.

If that’s the recipe, bring it on! Because no matter what happens with his Goats as they wind through the long Major League Soccer season, his speechy press gatherings should be a real hoot.

Courtesy of Goal.com, here’s the text of his post-game news conference following Sunday’s 3-1 win over FC Dallas, the organization’s first win in the “Chelis” era.

And here’s a sample of the layered texture of it all (the explainers in brackets are supplied by Goal.com):

I think that was the difference between last week and today. We’re battling, we’re committed. We are obligated to give our all, give our best effort. This team – not you, not I – all of us that are down there on the pitch playing, practicing, believe me that we all do it every single day. We do it very very well. … Today, our obligation was giving our maximum effort. We can’t give any more than we have since day one.

[Chelis holds out his hands, one slightly higher than the other, then continues in English.] This is the possible and this is the impossible. Possible, impossible. [Grunts, pushing the 'possible' hand close to the 'impossible' one.] Today, [grunts again to indicate effort]. Like a cat scratching.

This is all well and good, by the way. But allow me to add just a wee bit more context here:

Sunday’s win came against an FC Dallas team that is a long, long way from finding itself. Schellas Hyndman’s team was nowhere near as tightly organized as Columbus, last week’s opposition at home for Chivas USA. (Chelis’ team lost that one, 3-0.)

Going forward, things will look different once the Goats play away from the Home Depot Center.

And they will look quite different this week, “Rivalry Week,” as the Goats bump heads with their HDC landlords, the LA Galaxy. Believe it: Bruce Arena’s team will not allow Sunday’s meeting with Chivas USA to devolve into the unorganized, messy, up-and-down track meet that Sunday’s win over FCD spiraled into.

(MORE: Highlights and context of Sunday’s win for Chivas USA)

Latest Posts
  1. This week’s MLS5: Our early look at the Most Valuable Player award

    Apr 25, 2014, 2:36 AM EDT

    MLS logo

    Our new, weekly look at one of MLS’s awards. It’s too early to vote, but it’s never to early to take note.

  2. Does Brazil lack a “big star”? Pelé doesn’t see Neymar at that level

    Apr 25, 2014, 1:06 AM EDT

    Edson Arantes do Nascimento, Pele AP

    Neymar isn’t among the world’s elites. Not that it will matter come June.

  3. Week 8 Preview: Playoff rematches in Seattle, New England; new tests for D.C., New York

    Apr 25, 2014, 12:08 AM EDT

    clint_dempsey Getty Images

    The league’s two deepest attacks meet in Salt Lake, while Kinnear, Porter try to end slumps in Houston.

  4. Schmid takes needed kick at Open Cup-Champions League hornet’s nest

    Apr 24, 2014, 9:58 PM EDT

    D.C. United captain Dwayne De Rosario and Will Chang General Partner of D.C. United, along with fans celebrate their 1-0 win over Real Salt Lake. Getty Images

    Seattle boss lets it slip that the CONCACAF Champions League reward could go away. Good.

  5. Cahill, Davis, Gonçalves among big fitness questions going into MLS weekend

    Apr 24, 2014, 8:59 PM EDT

    Brad Davis 3

    Hernan Bernardello and Kelyn Rowe also among the big potential absences from this weekend’s action.

  6. Weekend off gives Toronto a chance to get Michael Bradley right

    Apr 24, 2014, 7:34 PM EDT

    DefoeBradley AP

    Michael Bradley’s sidelined for a week with a “nerve issue” in his foot. He and Jermain Defoe are expected to be ready for TFC’s next game on May 3.

  7. European power, U.S. enclave Tyresö FF continues playing out its sad soccer parable

    Apr 24, 2014, 6:30 PM EDT

    tyreso_ff

    Tyreso is Leeds. It’s Anzhi, it’s Málaga. And it has a chance to win a European title before potentially closing its doors.

  8. Scolari reveals eight players on Brazil’s World Cup roster, praises Neymar

    Apr 24, 2014, 5:45 PM EDT

    FBL-WC2014-FRIENDLY-BRA-RUS

    After praising Neymar, Scolari inadvertently lets some of the names on his final roster slip:

  9. VIDEO: PST Extra – What next for Manchester United?

    Apr 24, 2014, 5:25 PM EDT

    Manchester United Training Session and Press Conference Getty Images

    The PST Extra lads break down United’s options, as the Red Devils prepare for life after Moyes:

  10. Home teams take leads in first legs of Europa League semifinals

    Apr 24, 2014, 5:12 PM EDT

    benfica_juventus AP

    A late goal from Benfica gave the Portuguese champions a win over Juventus, while Sevilla impressed at home against Valencia.

  11. Barcelona’s Victor Valdes admits hatred at being a ‘keeper in new book

    Apr 24, 2014, 4:32 PM EDT

    Victor Valdes

    Valdes on his hatred of being a ‘keeper plus top tips to succeed:

  12. Cristiano Ronaldo makes TIME magazine’s 100 most influential people list

    Apr 24, 2014, 3:58 PM EDT

    cristiano_ronaldo AP

    Real Madrid star takes what’s become an obligatory spot for soccer on the list.

  13. Premier League Power Rankings: Two way tussle for top spot – Week 35

    Apr 24, 2014, 3:42 PM EDT

    Liverpool launched themselves ahead, as their midfielders flew out of the traps. AP

    With the final few weeks of the season upon us, nothing is settled at the top or the bottom:

  14. Premier League Scenarios: Title Chase, Race for Europe and Relegation

    Apr 24, 2014, 3:03 PM EDT

    Norwich City v Liverpool - Premier League Getty Images

    This is your Matchweek 35 primer to all the scenarios in the title chase, European qualification and relegation.

  15. Report: Mix Diskerud targeted by New York City FC

    Apr 24, 2014, 1:30 PM EDT

    South Korea v United States Getty Images

    Assuming a deal could be worked out, Diskerud’s fluid style of play would fit nicely within the attacking philosophy of Jason Kreis.

  16. ‘The Chosen One’ banner of David Moyes taken down by Manchester United

    Apr 24, 2014, 12:40 PM EDT

    The Chosen One Getty Images

    Now with Moyes out and Ryan Giggs in as interim manager, the banner has been removed from Old Trafford.

  17. Manchester United have two transfer deals provisionally in place – Cavani, Shaw, Fabregas all on radar

    Apr 24, 2014, 11:58 AM EDT

    Southampton v Newcastle United - Premier League Getty Images

    This is all the calm before the storm that will be Manchester United’s summer of 2014.

  18. #tbt: Louis van Gaal explodes on live television in 2009

    Apr 24, 2014, 10:52 AM EDT

    France v Netherlands - International Friendly Getty Images

    If van Gaal is appointed United boss, Jose Mourinho will have some competition for best post-match sound in the 2014/15 Premier League.

  19. Chelsea approves Jose Mourinho’s desire to play ‘B Squad’ against Liverpool

    Apr 24, 2014, 9:59 AM EDT

    Spain Soccer Champions League AP

    For Chelsea, the Liverpool match represents, well, a headache, apparently.

  20. WATCH: Spain’s official World Cup anthem may be the worst music video you’ve ever seen

    Apr 24, 2014, 9:17 AM EDT

    Credit: Daniel Ernst Credit: Daniel Ernst

    So bad you have to see it. That’s the only was to describe Spain’s official World Cup anthem.

Featured video

PST Extra: What next for Man United?