Apr 27, 2013, 2:59 PM EDT
Insert mercy rule joke here (and hope that mercy translates to Alan Pardew’s job).
Liverpool just finished posting a 6-0 on Newcastle at St. James Park. Daniel Sturridge cornered twice. Daniel Agger got a goal. Jordan Henderson bagged a brace and Fabio Borini, after 13 appearances, finally has a Premier League goal. Even without Luis Suárez, thought to be the only real goal scoring threat on this Liverpool team, the Reds pasted the Magpies.
Then again, Suárez is probably the only scoring major threat on this Liverpool side. Let’s not give them all the credit without devoting some attention where it’s deserved: Newcastle and their defense. The backline abandoned Rob Elliott on Agger’s third minute opener, Liverpool quickly tore them open for Henderson in the 17th minute, and after half, the rout was on:
- 54′ – Hatem Ben Arfa gave the ball away, allowing Philippe Coutinho to set up Sturridge off the ensuing counter;
- 60′ – Steven Gerrard allows Henderson and (the goal scorer) Sturridge to beat a high line to make it 4-0;
- 74′ – Stewart Downing and Borini combine for a goal. (Go ahead. Read that again.);
- 76′ – What looks to be a dead ball cross from Henderson ends up in the back of the goal. How? Newcastle.
This is the type of performance that gets coaches fired, especially when they’re only recently removed from a big derby loss. Now the Magpies have the worst defense in the Premier League (66 goals allowed), are five points off the drop, and have played one more game than both Aston Villa and Wigan. And their goal difference is now -23 – as bad as Wigan’s.
Oh, by the way: This team has mid-table talent. At worst. You could see a team with these players competing at the edge of Europa League. Instead, they’re on the edge of the Championship.
Whether a coach should be fired isn’t for us to say, but the seat under Alan Pardew is going to heat up, and justifiably so. Coaches are routinely fired for less. In their last eight games, Newcastle has one victory, and unable to forge a defense over the season’s first 35 matches, Pardew’s left his team to fight off relegation in their last three.
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