May 1, 2013, 6:09 PM EST
This game wasn’t supposed to play out like this. Over the first 45 minutes, sure, Bayern Munich had the better chances, but they weren’t attacking with the same abandon that they did in Germany. Theirs was a restrained imposition – a team more intent on containing than exploiting, tactics born out of the 4-0 lead they carried into the Nou Camp.
But most machines have but a few functions. Bayern’s has two that most soccer teams share, even if they seem to do both better than any other team in the world. They prevent goals, and they score goals, and through 45 minutes at the Nou Camp, they were only performing one of those tasks.
In the second half at Barcelona, they got back to business. Three minutes in, Arjen Robben scored as Arjen Robben of a goal as you will ever see. Left-footed curler from the right of the area? Nobody would be surprised if the Dutch winger literally did that in his sleep. The only marvel on Wednesday was how he was allowed to do that while he’s awake.
Twenty-four minutes later, Bayern forced Gerard Piqué into an own goal — the low-point of Barcelona’s 180-minute nightmare –before Thomas Müller headed home Bayern Munich’s seventh goal of the tie. For the home team, the night couldn’t end soon enough.
Independent of what happened last week in Munich, this was an embarrassing result. Barcelona? Losing 3-0 at home? That just doesn’t happen. And it wasn’t meant to happen. Bayern were playing nice at the beginning, going into halftime without scoring a goal.
But perhaps Bayern can’t stop themselves. They’re addicted, left in withdrawals when they’re not being dominant to the point of pressing our imaginations: When have we ever seen a team perform at this level? Because Bayern just completed one of the more memorable routs in Champions League history.
Highlights courtesy of FOX Soccer.
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Nov 26, 2014, 10:19 AM EST
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Nov 26, 2014, 9:25 AM EST
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Nov 26, 2014, 8:35 AM EST
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Nov 26, 2014, 7:45 AM EST
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Nov 25, 2014, 10:45 PM EST
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Nov 25, 2014, 10:00 PM EST
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Nov 25, 2014, 8:05 PM EST
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Nov 25, 2014, 6:03 PM EST
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Nov 25, 2014, 5:55 PM EST
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Nov 25, 2014, 5:32 PM EST
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Nov 25, 2014, 5:22 PM EST
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Nov 25, 2014, 4:46 PM EST
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Nov 25, 2014, 4:33 PM EST
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Nov 25, 2014, 3:46 PM EST
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