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D.C. United hit a new low in loss to Houston

May 8, 2013, 9:17 PM EDT

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The first goal allowed was ominous. The second was outright symbolic. The combination of the two, scored in front of an RFK crowd announced at 10,116 but speculated as much less, told us everything we needed to know. D.C. United was about to reach a new low.

After Wendnesday’s 4-0 loss to the Houston Dynamo, it’s difficult to imagine things getting much worse. Six months ago, D.C. United was in the Eastern Conference finals. Now they’re last in the East with four points in 10 games – a team playing so poorly that goals like this (the aforementioned second of the night) are now possible:

It’s almost as is 2012 never happened. This is pre-Ben Olsen United right here. Or maybe they’re worse. How many times did D.C., as bad as they were then, lose 4-0 at home? How many times did D.C. have both the leagues worst attack and worst defense, distinctions they hold after Wednesday’s result?

How can this get any worse?

Houston opened the scoring early through Will Bruin, with terrible D.C. defending allowing the Dynamo number nine to go in alone on goal. Barnes would add his goal 12 minutes later, and in the second half, Bruin and Andrew Driver pushed Houston’s total to four. Houston’s Dancing Bear finished the night with two goals and two assists.

D.C.’s was the type of performance that makes you wonder when the ax is going to fall. It may fall on Ben Olsen. It may fall on some of the players. It may fall on whomever gets blamed for this collection of talent. But 10 games into a season that carried high expectations, it’s clear something is broken in D.C. And after losing 4-0 at home, it appears things are only getting worse.

MSG broadcaster and NASL legend Shep Messing, broadcasting the Red Bull-Impact game when he saw the United score, had this blunt assessment:

That’s an organization in disarray. They’re in a downward spiral. Ben Olsen’s the one on the hot seat, but they’re all culpable.

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