May 8, 2013, 9:17 PM EDT
The first goal allowed was ominous. The second was outright symbolic. The combination of the two, scored in front of an RFK crowd announced at 10,116 but speculated as much less, told us everything we needed to know. D.C. United was about to reach a new low.
After Wendnesday’s 4-0 loss to the Houston Dynamo, it’s difficult to imagine things getting much worse. Six months ago, D.C. United was in the Eastern Conference finals. Now they’re last in the East with four points in 10 games – a team playing so poorly that goals like this (the aforementioned second of the night) are now possible:
It’s almost as is 2012 never happened. This is pre-Ben Olsen United right here. Or maybe they’re worse. How many times did D.C., as bad as they were then, lose 4-0 at home? How many times did D.C. have both the leagues worst attack and worst defense, distinctions they hold after Wednesday’s result?
How can this get any worse?
Houston opened the scoring early through Will Bruin, with terrible D.C. defending allowing the Dynamo number nine to go in alone on goal. Barnes would add his goal 12 minutes later, and in the second half, Bruin and Andrew Driver pushed Houston’s total to four. Houston’s Dancing Bear finished the night with two goals and two assists.
D.C.’s was the type of performance that makes you wonder when the ax is going to fall. It may fall on Ben Olsen. It may fall on some of the players. It may fall on whomever gets blamed for this collection of talent. But 10 games into a season that carried high expectations, it’s clear something is broken in D.C. And after losing 4-0 at home, it appears things are only getting worse.
MSG broadcaster and NASL legend Shep Messing, broadcasting the Red Bull-Impact game when he saw the United score, had this blunt assessment:
That’s an organization in disarray. They’re in a downward spiral. Ben Olsen’s the one on the hot seat, but they’re all culpable.
Mar 9, 2014, 4:01 PM EDT
Meyler capped off a long run with a left-footed finish to score the second of Hull’s three goals in a shutout win over Sunderland on Sunday.
Mar 9, 2014, 3:26 PM EDT
It’s a horrifying story, and one that is sure to have severe repercussions throughout Ghana’s soccer structure.
Mar 9, 2014, 2:59 PM EDT
With Pique picking up his fourth yellow against Real Valladolid, he could sit next league match to ensure his availability against Real Madrid.
Mar 9, 2014, 2:05 PM EDT
At least one of Wigan, Hull City or Sheffield United will make the FA Cup final as the quarterfinals are complete and the semifinal draw is out.
Mar 9, 2014, 1:37 PM EDT
In the midst of a 4-match winless skid in the Bundesliga – 5 if you include the Champions League drubbing by PSG – Bayer Leverkusen now lose a key midfield component.
Mar 9, 2014, 11:54 AM EDT
An offshore Swiss bank account has betrayed the 62-year-old as he faces 10 years in prison.
Mar 9, 2014, 10:23 AM EDT
Jozy Altidore was left out of the Sunderland squad today thanks to a knock he picked up in training, but this season as a whole has been a train wreck.
Mar 9, 2014, 9:26 AM EDT
According to the player’s agent and brother, an English club – and possibly multiple – made a large offer for the defender, but he is happy at Real Madrid.
Mar 9, 2014, 8:53 AM EDT
Because there’s still hope for humanity, a player convinces the referee he wasn’t taken down in the box and that a penalty shouldn’t be awarded
Mar 9, 2014, 7:34 AM EDT
Two goals from players in their Major League Soccer debuts crack our first Top 5 list.
Mar 9, 2014, 7:02 AM EDT
Will Bruin, Federico Higuaín, and Kenny Miller each scored two goals as a cagey start transformed into fireworks.
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Mar 9, 2014, 6:10 AM EDT
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Mar 9, 2014, 5:25 AM EDT
MLS’s best forward had a very non-best night on Saturday, with his inability to convert a late penalty kick costing his team in Carson.
Mar 9, 2014, 4:02 AM EDT
The former Canadian international drew a late penalty in the Galaxy’s loss to RSL.
Mar 9, 2014, 12:18 AM EDT
Holding serve was enough in game one under their new coach, with Dallas’s big three threat delivering against the Impact.
Mar 8, 2014, 10:18 PM EDT
They finished last year at opposite ends of the East. On Saturday, D.C. and New York both stumbled in their 2014 openers.
Mar 8, 2014, 9:34 PM EDT
After a downturn in 2013, Houston’s main attacking threat has already bagged two.
Mar 8, 2014, 8:45 PM EDT
The 35-year-old, four-time Best XI midfielder is left looking for his fourth team in three seasons.
Mar 8, 2014, 7:33 PM EDT
CONCACAF Champions League mattered, Seattle will need more time, and Sporting plays to type in MLS opener.
Mar 8, 2014, 6:20 PM EDT
On his fifth team in five years, Barrett delivered Saturday for Seattle.
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