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Oh, good grief! Another MLS ball boy incident?

May 12, 2013, 7:40 PM EST

Chivas USA defender Mario de Luna will probably hear form the commissioner’s office this week after shoving a ball boy – a ball boy! – Sunday during a silly and unnecessary incident late in his team’s loss to Portland.

In his defense, de Luna is a first-year MLS man. So he wasn’t around in 2012 to see Colin Clark, playing then for the Houston Dynamo, get nailed with a three-game ban for a homophobic slur directed toward a ball boy.

But that’s no excuse. It’s a ball boy! A teenager, by appearances … but that doesn’t matter.

Nor does it matter that Chivas USA was having a very bad day, surely frustrated from being on the business end of a 3-0 throttling.

It could have been worse, I suppose. Just ask Chelsea’s Eden Hazard, who was quickly convicted in the court of public opinion after kicking a ball boy in the stomach in January.

Either way, leave the ball boys and ball girls alone, guys.

Surely, MLS commissioner Don Garber will be issuing a reminder this week in the form of a fine or suspension.

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