May 13, 2013, 10:40 AM EDT
Busy, busy week: The usual MLS week comes and goes with 8-10 matches. But Round 11 was a lulu, with 15 matches. We’ll need to put in for overtime trying to sort out that Team of the Week.
Weirdest incident: Mario de Luna pushing a ball boy? Yep … that’s got to be it. And by the way, there seems to be some social media sentiment about it being a “little shove” or how the Chivas USA defender “barely touched the kid” or whatever. That’s a bunch of hooey. Professional athletes can never put their hands in an aggressive manner on any staff member, official or, most certainly, a kid.
Best win:We’re going to have to call this one a draw. Because Seattle’s 4-0 thumping of San Jose was a grand day around CenturyLink Field, where things are bright and right again after that disastrous opening month. But Sporting Kansas City did something no team has done in almost two years: invade Houston and walk away with all the points. SKC’s 1-0 win snapped the league’s longest home unbeaten streak over all 18 years; the Dynamo had gone 36 matches across all competitions without a loss in South Texas.
Most significant breakthrough: Vancouver checked a couple of big boxes with its well-earned 3-1 win over the two-time defending MLS champion Galaxy. First, this was the Whitecaps’ first win since March 9. Two months is a long, long time to go without lifting a celebratory pint. And it was the club’s first win ever over the Galaxy; the ‘Caps were winless in seven previously against Bruce Arena’s club.
Best goal: You can’t top a bicycle kick game-winner. Thierry Henry put a real flourish on his game winner over Montreal. Watch it from all angles at the bottom of this post. As Red Bulls analyst Shep Messing said, “That is a thing of beauty.”
Best week for a club: Sorry, you members of the Timbers Army, but we’ve got to go with Seattle on this one.
Yes, the Timbers had a fantastic week, walking out of FC Dallas Stadium with a draw (and perhaps deserving more against the league leaders) and then clobbering Chivas USA at home. But Sigi Schmid’s Sounders did one better, winning at Sporting Kansas City and then doing some clobbering of their own in a 4-0 win over San Jose.
Lots of character, apparently: Everyone seems to be beating the drum for “character.” Montreal Impact manager Marco Schallibaum referenced it after his team rebounded from a midweek setback, rallying from a goal-down late Saturday to nick Real Salt Lake at Stade Saputo.
And in Texas, manager Schellas Hyndman talked about his team’s character in a 2-1 win over D.C. United. His team was missing five starters, including its top two men, center back George John and former league MVP playmaker David Ferreira.
Dismissal watch: Unfortunately, the league’s youngest manager remains on the hottest of managerial hot seats. This was a very bad week for Ben Olsen at D.C. United. That loss in Dallas won’t have anyone too upset. But being the seventh loss in a row (a club record) multiplies the misery, especially coming of a 4-0 loss at home three nights earlier.
Here’s Henry’s magnificent goal, as promised:
Oct 21, 2014, 12:10 AM EDT
Paderborn hasn’t stopped winning or scoring insane goals, if you haven’t noticed.
Oct 20, 2014, 11:29 PM EDT
Actor Mark Consuelos made his way to the Crap Part of Soho while the Men In Blazers tried to keep the ball out of their own net.
Oct 20, 2014, 10:47 PM EDT
Bayern Munich have a very difficult match on the road in Italy, while other matchups in Spain, Russia, and Germany will all prove enjoyable.
Oct 20, 2014, 9:28 PM EDT
Meghan Klingenberg bagged a laser beam for her first US goal and Abby Wambach grabbed two as the Americans will move on to the semifinals.
Oct 20, 2014, 8:42 PM EDT
Manchester Police confirmed a man was arrested after flying a drone over the match that entertained 45,000 people.
Oct 20, 2014, 8:00 PM EDT
Aron Johannsson bagged a penalty in his return from groin surgery, while Juan Agudelo continues to search for a new club.
Oct 20, 2014, 6:55 PM EDT
Adel Taarabt says the harsh words from manager Harry Redknapp are not only untrue but damaging as a professional.
Oct 20, 2014, 6:16 PM EDT
The New York Cosmos completed a massive signing, beating out a few of his former clubs to nab the Spanish legend as a player and coach.
Oct 20, 2014, 5:36 PM EDT
Despite a solid confirmation from Croatia, the friendly will reportedly not be happening.
Oct 20, 2014, 4:56 PM EDT
Manchester United came from behind twice but still must settle for a disappointing result away from home.
Oct 20, 2014, 4:35 PM EDT
19-year-old Lazio striker Keita Balde Diao somehow walked away from what looks to be a major accident. His Lamborghini, however, didn’t.
Oct 20, 2014, 3:20 PM EDT
Unruly fans will cost Wales and Galatasary as UEFA continues to crack down on off-the-pitch incidents.
Oct 20, 2014, 2:35 PM EDT
The yearly tournament organizes five-a-side matches for people that are homeless or living in extreme poverty.
Oct 20, 2014, 1:30 PM EDT
Liverpool, Everton and Swansea City are just a few of the Premier League clubs reportedly looking to sign the Marseille winger.
Oct 20, 2014, 12:37 PM EDT
With transfer rumors swirling, the Arsenal forward made it clear that he is #AlwaysAGunner.
Oct 20, 2014, 11:51 AM EDT
Amidst the Ebola outbreak, South Africa has ruled out hosting the continent’s premier tournament should Morocco back out.
Oct 20, 2014, 11:00 AM EDT
Sad news out of India as a young player died after injuring his spinal cord during a celebration.
Oct 20, 2014, 10:15 AM EDT
Ahmed Musa stirred the pot ahead of his club’s Champions League clash this week, calling out City’s form.
Oct 20, 2014, 9:30 AM EDT
Watch the Baggies take on Manchester United today, live at 3:00 p.m. ET on NBCSN.
Oct 20, 2014, 8:40 AM EDT
The Chelsea backup is teaching his replacement how to stay safe from head injuries, which have affected both keepers.
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