Jul 17, 2013, 7:20 PM EDT
If this wasn’t England — if one of the country’s favorite managers wasn’t returning home — would a coach be able to publicly tap up a player the way José Mourinho has Wayne Rooney? Be it the Chelsea boss calling Rooney turning “likes” into a double entendre or hinting a diminished club role for the Manchester United star would be bad for England (an overt plea to the press’s nationalism), it’s unlikely Mourinho would be allowed to use the press like this in Italy or Spain. His comments would be published and dissected, all of his potential motives laid bare as the press debated his professionalism. No wonder Mourinho has such an affinity for England.
It’s probably a good thing that the returning Chelsea boss is getting a pass. We tend to take everything a coach or player takes far too seriously. So what if Mourinho says Rooney’s a good player? As David Moyes pointed out shortly after, managers are usually supposed to refrain from speaking about other teams’ talent, but when you’re talking about a player of Rooney’s stature, it’s really not a big deal. Nobody’s learning anything new. And the idea England will be hurt if Rooney’s not first choice at Manchester United? Honestly, who cares, especially in the context of the Premier League? Even if he’s not part of Moyes’ selection for big games, Rooney’s not going to lack for playing time.
In that sense, it’d be nice if the press gave everybody the same leash they’re giving Mourinho. We’d certainly get a lot more entertainment out of Arsène Wenger, Paolo Di Canio, Mark Hughes and Sam Allardyce if they were given license to fire off at any time on any thing. That aren’t exemplifies the strange sycophancy the press has developed toward Mourinho. He’s a brilliant quote, great coach, and particularly when he first arrived at Stamford Bridge in 2004, he was a breath of platitude-slicing fresh air. Now, though, his novelty has expired, and while he’s still providing us with more information than any other manager, there’s no reason to continue paying rhetorical tribute at the Special One’s alter.
This is, however, the Mourinho what we’ve missed the last six years. We’ve missed him tapping up players, taking shots at his peers, conjuring obscure metaphors to give new life to the same responses, giving beat reporters something new to hand into the editors hours later. We’ve missed the unabashed confidence, the honest assessments in the tunnel post-match, an a willingness to step into the spotlight, win or lose.
And exchange for all that, to get all that back in the Premier League, the press are willing to let Mourinho play games with Manchester United and Wayne Rooney. They’re willing to clear the stage for a reboot of Special1TV. It may not be how other managers go about their business, but it’s far more entertaining.
Jul 4, 2015, 1:15 AM EDT
Tyrone Mears scored an absolute beauty late in the match to down a ten-man D.C. United.
Jul 4, 2015, 12:59 AM EDT
The English defender is still getting over the heartbreak of an own goal.
Jul 4, 2015, 12:08 AM EDT
Despite leaving Nashville with a 4-0 win, Jurgen Klinsmann was far from pleased with how the United States played.
Jul 3, 2015, 11:32 PM EDT
Substitutes scored the goals for each side, as the Fire leave Houston with a point.
Jul 3, 2015, 11:00 PM EDT
Wambach gets a second chance in a World Cup final against Japan again on Sunday.
Jul 3, 2015, 10:45 PM EDT
Seventeen players saw action in the USMNT’s 4-0 over Guatemala. See who helped (or hurt) their standing heading into the Gold Cup.
Jul 3, 2015, 10:10 PM EDT
The U.S. turned things around mid-tournament and now finds itself in the World Cup final.
Jul 3, 2015, 9:35 PM EDT
For the second straight Copa America tournament, Peru has left with a third place finish.
Jul 3, 2015, 9:01 PM EDT
Three second half goals led to an easy win for the USMNT, as the Gold Cup is now just four days away.
Jul 3, 2015, 8:21 PM EDT
Deemed as excess talent by their Premier League clubs, Nani and Lukas Podolski are headed to the Turkish Super Lig.
Jul 3, 2015, 7:30 PM EDT
With Queens Park Rangers relegated to the Championship, the club wants to get top dollar for star striker Charlie Austin.
Jul 3, 2015, 6:34 PM EDT
Pride is on the line as Peru and Paraguay look to take home third place at the 2015 Copa America.
Jul 3, 2015, 5:40 PM EDT
Anelka now a manager? Oh how times have changed…
Jul 3, 2015, 4:45 PM EDT
Women’s players can get representation from FIFPro for the first time in the continued fight for equality.
Jul 3, 2015, 4:30 PM EDT
The West Midlands club released a statement today that new ownership should be in place “by the end of this month.”
Jul 3, 2015, 3:33 PM EDT
Fiorentina has lawyered up as the Chelsea winger has reportedly refused to return to the club on another loan.
Jul 3, 2015, 2:36 PM EDT
Three suggested lineups for Jurgen Klinsmann ahead of the USA vs. Guatemala on Friday.
Jul 3, 2015, 1:40 PM EDT
Martunis’ incredible story will now continue in Lisbon.
Jul 3, 2015, 12:53 PM EDT
Analyzing where the final in Santiago on Saturday will be won and lost.
Jul 3, 2015, 11:50 AM EDT
Another day, another healthy dollop of gossip from around the Premier League.
- Klinsmann on USMNT’s win over Guatemala: “I’m not happy with that performance” 1
- 2011 Women’s World Cup final loss still burns in Abby Wambach’s memory 1
- USMNT player ratings: How Klinsmann’s men fared against Guatemala 1
- USA 4-0 Guatemala: USMNT cruises into Gold Cup with win in Nashville 0
- World players’ union FIFPro opens door to women for first time in 50-year history 0
- How will USMNT line up vs. Guatemala in final pre-Gold Cup friendly? 3