Nov 25, 2013, 7:50 PM EST
The league’s most unstable club is at it again. As I said on Twitter earlier today, “Chivas gonna Chivas.”
More accurately, of course, it would be “Chivas USA gonna Chivas USA.” But that just doesn’t have the same ring-a-ding-ding, now does it?
Either way, what else can you say about the Chivas USA bus, habitually swerving all over the road, all crazy and directionless, ever a threat to drive plum into the next ditch?
Today comes word that Chivas USA coach Jose Luis Real has been named manager of the mother ship, Chivas de Guadalajara of Mexico’s Liga MX. Which means Chivas USA of piddling little MLS is looking for a coach again.
If they hurry, they can have their third in this calendar year.
So, what’s worse in all this: that more proof has arrived that the Chivas organization treats its MLS entry as a feeder unit, just some storage facility along the 405 in Southern California to stash a prospect or a manager for future use at somewhere, you know … that matters?
I mean, when else do we say that an MLS manager is “promoted” from within the organization? What is this, soccer’s version of the minor league Davenport Blue Sox?
Or is it worse that a man was “promoted” after steering Chivas USA to a 3-12-6 record in MLS matches. That was Chivas USA under Real; apparently that bog of “not much” qualifies as a stirring success for the StubHub Center’s second tenant.
(Word to all Chivas USA supporters: I love you. And respect you. Truly! … I get on your club because I want it to be better, because I want the organization’s top suits to stop treating your club like a mini-warehouse you rent by the month to store your disused furniture and that old mini fridge.)
There are now three MLS coaching vacancies: FC Dallas, Chivas USA and the Vancouver Whitecaps.
Jan 29, 2015, 9:30 PM EST
The latest update from Beckham on building a stadium, bringing an MLS team to Miami.
Jan 29, 2015, 7:41 PM EST
Friendly banter among teammates, when done right, is downright hilarious.
Jan 29, 2015, 7:10 PM EST
What went down on Thursday, the 29th day of this January transfer window? A full recap, inside.
Jan 29, 2015, 5:36 PM EST
Agudelo is back in MLS, where he probably should have been all along.
Jan 29, 2015, 5:12 PM EST
The future boss at Anfield? Sturridge is quite sure of it.
Jan 29, 2015, 3:18 PM EST
Putin and Russia have already had to cut costs for the 2018 World Cup.
Jan 29, 2015, 2:43 PM EST
Arsenal’s main man is touch and go for this weekend’s game against Aston Villa.
Jan 29, 2015, 2:00 PM EST
Liverpool’s leading striker could return to action this Saturday after five months out.
Jan 29, 2015, 1:02 PM EST
With players out and title dreams on the line, how will Chelsea and City line up on Saturday?
Jan 29, 2015, 12:18 PM EST
Costa set to protest FA charges to avoid three-game ban.
Jan 29, 2015, 11:43 AM EST
Watch Klinsmann’s insane piece of skill from the friendly vs. Chile on Wednesday. My word.
Jan 29, 2015, 11:08 AM EST
Guinea won the lottery and are through to the last eight. Here’s the quarterfinal field for AFCON.
Jan 29, 2015, 9:45 AM EST
Former D.C. United, RSL and Union player heading back home?
Jan 29, 2015, 9:06 AM EST
With a few days left in the window, here’s the latest gossip.
Jan 29, 2015, 8:00 AM EST
Could Yaya link up with his old boss at the San Siro?
Jan 28, 2015, 11:10 PM EST
So what went down on Wednesday, as the transfer window took another step toward slamming shut?
Jan 28, 2015, 10:20 PM EST
Set up for a free kick outside the 18, Eriksen not only sent an arrow whizzing over the goal, but he managed to spin it into the far upper 90.
Jan 28, 2015, 9:58 PM EST
The La Liga giant has woked out a sponsorship deal with United Arab Emirates-based International Petroleum Investment Company (IPIC).
Jan 28, 2015, 9:17 PM EST
Jurgen Klinsmann remained upbeat, while Jozy Altidore was obviously disappointed.
Jan 28, 2015, 8:42 PM EST
Breaking down the good, the bad and the ugly from Wednesday’s 3-2 loss in Chile.
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