Skip to content

Another MLS coaching vacancy opens as Chivas USA manager is … uh … “promoted”

Nov 25, 2013, 7:50 PM EST

Chivas logo

The league’s most unstable club is at it again.  As I said on Twitter earlier today, “Chivas gonna Chivas.”

More accurately, of course, it would be “Chivas USA gonna Chivas USA.” But that just doesn’t have the same ring-a-ding-ding, now does it?

Either way, what else can you say about the Chivas USA bus, habitually swerving all over the road, all crazy and directionless, ever a threat to drive plum into the next ditch?

Today comes word that Chivas USA coach Jose Luis Real has been named manager of the mother ship, Chivas de Guadalajara of Mexico’s Liga MX. Which means Chivas USA of piddling little MLS is looking for a coach again.

If they hurry, they can have their third in this calendar year.

So, what’s worse in all this: that more proof has arrived that the Chivas organization treats its MLS entry as a feeder unit, just some storage facility along the 405 in Southern California to stash a prospect or a manager for future use at somewhere, you know … that matters?

I mean, when else do we say that an MLS manager is “promoted” from within the organization? What is this, soccer’s version of the minor league Davenport Blue Sox?

Or is it worse that a man was “promoted” after steering Chivas USA to a 3-12-6 record in MLS matches. That was Chivas USA under Real; apparently that bog of “not much” qualifies as a stirring success for the StubHub Center’s second tenant.

(Word to all Chivas USA supporters: I love you. And respect you. Truly! … I get on your club because I want it to be better, because I want the organization’s top suits to stop treating your club like a mini-warehouse you rent by the month to store your disused furniture and that old mini fridge.)

There are now three MLS coaching vacancies: FC Dallas, Chivas USA and the Vancouver Whitecaps.

Latest Posts
  1. David Beckham says progress still being made toward MLS stadium in Miami

    Jan 29, 2015, 9:30 PM EST

    David Beckham David Beckham

    The latest update from Beckham on building a stadium, bringing an MLS team to Miami.

  2. DONE DEAL: Mattia Destro, Juan Agudelo sign with new clubs AC Milan, New England Revolution

    Jan 29, 2015, 7:10 PM EST

    Mattia Destro, AS Roma Mattia Destro, AS Roma

    What went down on Thursday, the 29th day of this January transfer window? A full recap, inside.

  3. Juan Agudelo signs with New England Revolution, completes return to MLS

    Jan 29, 2015, 5:36 PM EST

    Juan Agudelo, FC Utrecht Juan Agudelo, FC Utrecht

    Agudelo is back in MLS, where he probably should have been all along.

  4. Russia to cut budget for 2018 World Cup, as economy continues to struggle

    Jan 29, 2015, 3:18 PM EST

    FIFA FIFA

    Putin and Russia have already had to cut costs for the 2018 World Cup.

  5. Alexis Sanchez an injury concern for Arsenal

    Jan 29, 2015, 2:43 PM EST

    Arsenal v Southampton - Premier League

    Arsenal’s main man is touch and go for this weekend’s game against Aston Villa.

  6. Daniel Sturridge could return from injury for Liverpool this weekend against West Ham

    Jan 29, 2015, 2:00 PM EST

    Liverpool FC Training Session Liverpool FC Training Session

    Liverpool’s leading striker could return to action this Saturday after five months out.

  7. How will Chelsea, Manchester City line up in huge Premier League clash?

    Jan 29, 2015, 1:02 PM EST

    Manchester City v Chelsea - Premier League Getty Images

    With players out and title dreams on the line, how will Chelsea and City line up on Saturday?

  8. VIDEO: Jurgen Klinsmann’s a stud, backheels TWO balls at the same time

    Jan 29, 2015, 11:43 AM EST

    jurgen_klinsmann Getty Images

    Watch Klinsmann’s insane piece of skill from the friendly vs. Chile on Wednesday. My word.

  9. Lots drawn: Guinea in, Mali out as Africa Cup of Nations quarterfinals set

    Jan 29, 2015, 11:08 AM EST

    FBL-AFR-2015-MATCH24-GUI-MLI FBL-AFR-2015-MATCH24-GUI-MLI

    Guinea won the lottery and are through to the last eight. Here’s the quarterfinal field for AFCON.

  10. Freddy Adu heading back to MLS? Reports claim two teams interested

    Jan 29, 2015, 9:45 AM EST

    Fredy Adu made his first start for Bahia in Brazil. Getty Images

    Former D.C. United, RSL and Union player heading back home?

  11. DONE DEAL: Arsenal, West Brom and Villarreal all got new players Wednesday

    Jan 28, 2015, 11:10 PM EST

    arsenal.com arsenal.com

    So what went down on Wednesday, as the transfer window took another step toward slamming shut?

  12. VIDEO: Christian Eriksen scores a free kick for the ages in League Cup semi

    Jan 28, 2015, 10:20 PM EST

    Sheffield United v Tottenham Hotspur - Capital One Cup Semi-Final: Second Leg Getty Images

    Set up for a free kick outside the 18, Eriksen not only sent an arrow whizzing over the goal, but he managed to spin it into the far upper 90.

  13. Real Madrid will change the name of the Santiago Bernabeu

    Jan 28, 2015, 9:58 PM EST

    Bernabeu Getty Images

    The La Liga giant has woked out a sponsorship deal with United Arab Emirates-based International Petroleum Investment Company (IPIC).

  14. USMNT postgame reaction: Jozy unsure of 3-5-2, Klinsmann explains changes

    Jan 28, 2015, 9:17 PM EST

    Klinsmann AP

    Jurgen Klinsmann remained upbeat, while Jozy Altidore was obviously disappointed.

  15. Player Ratings: Some good, some not so good in Chile’s 3-2 win over the U.S.

    Jan 28, 2015, 8:42 PM EST

    Chile US Soccer AP

    Breaking down the good, the bad and the ugly from Wednesday’s 3-2 loss in Chile.

Featured video

Top five Premier League goals: Week 22