Jan 4, 2014, 9:07 AM EST
So much for Oldham Athletic keeping a low profile ahead of a Sunday match-up with Liverpool in the FA Cup, as Latics manager Lee Johnson has labeled in-form Reds striker Luis Suarez a “dirty street rat.”
Now, he means it in the “nicest way possible,” which might be akin to telling someone they smell awful but that there are people in the world who enjoy awful-smelling folks.
“I mean this in the nicest possible way, but he’s like a dirty street rat. Sharp, horrible and a bit nasty. And that’s all said in admiration because he’s a winner.”
With a different player, or even a match-up on equal footing, it’d be easier to try and find something nice in the statement. Dirty streets rats will do just about anything to find their food… or something. They have really quick footwork, too, I’m told.
Even Johnson’s follow-up “compliment” carries a little sting.
“He’s an absolute pleasure to watch sometimes.”
If Brendan Rodgers was tempted to leave Suarez out of Sunday’s match at Anfield, perhaps that’s changed… and not for the betterment of Oldham’s chances.
Dec 18, 2014, 11:50 PM EST
Luke Shaw is ready to make his return after nearly a month out of action.
Dec 18, 2014, 10:21 PM EST
Mix Diskerud is on the move, and he may be headed south of the border.
Dec 18, 2014, 9:14 PM EST
Chicharito isn’t getting games for Real Madrid, but his agent insists he won’t end his loan deal early.
Dec 18, 2014, 7:46 PM EST
It may be 14 years after the fact, but Paul Scholes is owning up to his fault in one of the greatest goals of all-time.
Dec 18, 2014, 6:20 PM EST
Inspired by Monday’s loss, the USWNT were out for vengeance — and goals — against Argentina.
Dec 18, 2014, 4:36 PM EST
Find out who went where in Stage 2 of the MLS Re-Entry Draft on Thursday.
Dec 18, 2014, 3:00 PM EST
As we head into the busy festive season, here’s how the rankings of power look before Week 17.
Dec 18, 2014, 2:46 PM EST
Winger set to return to full training, may return to action this Sunday at Anfield.
Dec 18, 2014, 2:11 PM EST
Germany end 2014 on top, as the USMNT sit steady inside the top 30.
Dec 18, 2014, 1:26 PM EST
Balotelli will now miss Liverpool’s match against Arsenal this weekend.
Dec 18, 2014, 12:45 PM EST
Rogers worries about anti-gay laws in Russia, Qatar during World Cup tournaments.
Dec 18, 2014, 11:46 AM EST
Scunthorpe win 14-13 on penalty kicks… really?
Dec 18, 2014, 11:10 AM EST
Klinsmann’s son make six saves, but gets second-yellow as youth side beat Germany.
Dec 18, 2014, 10:17 AM EST
USMNT attacker heading back to MLS.
Dec 18, 2014, 8:50 AM EST
Vegas, baby! New soccer stadium gets seal of approval from city council… all they need now is an MLS expansion franchise.
Dec 18, 2014, 8:19 AM EST
Reus has been speeding around in his Aston Martin without a license. Gets biggest motoring fine in German history.
Dec 18, 2014, 7:54 AM EST
Dig into all the latest gossip, right here.
Dec 17, 2014, 11:13 PM EST
Could Cole be returning to the Premier League?
Dec 17, 2014, 10:35 PM EST
Bad jokes make Christmas.
Dec 17, 2014, 10:10 PM EST
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