Jan 28, 2014, 2:46 PM EST
Zlatan Ibrahimovic, he is a marvelous everything. That is the theme of this new Swedish Volvo commercial with English subtitles. The message here is that Ibra’s gonna give you the total package:
– He’s a hilarious, loving father.
– He’s a magnificent lover and spooner.
– His body temperature is resistant to swimming under ice.
– He can do pull-ups in a cabin.
– He will expand the name of Sweden internationally.
– He can track giant bucks overnight, but just for sport. Once he finds them in the daylight, he will not shoot them because…
– … he’s gracious and humane (the gun is just for self-defense).
– Also, he drives a Volvo.
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