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WATCH: Dani Alves’ perfectly-dismissive reaction to racist banana toss

Apr 27, 2014, 9:13 PM EST

Will we be seeing Dani Alves in Paris next season? Getty Images

It’s not often than eight seconds of fruit-eating can be characterized as a moment of genius but, as our friends at Soccerly can attest, Dani Alves is not exactly your normal guy.

The Brazilian wizard was preparing to take a corner kick for Barcelona in Sunday’s 3-2 win over Villarreal when an idiot tossed a banana at his feet.

In one smooth motion, Alves grabs the bananas, peels it — most of us know this can be tricky on occasion, and Alves was likely sweat — and jams it in his mouth before a quick hand-wipe and sent in ball. Brilliant.

From Soccerly.com:

Alves has been a regular target of racist abuse during his 12 years in Spain with both Sevilla and Barcelona.

“Utterly brilliant reaction from Alves. Treat the racist berk with complete disdain!,” tweeted former England international Gary Lineker who once played for Barcelona.

His post-match quotes were just as biting. From Goal.com:

“I don’t know who it was, but thanks to whoever threw the banana, the potassium gave me the energy for the two crosses which led to a goal,” he told reporters after the match.

“I’ve been living in Spain for 11 years, and for 11 years I’ve been laughing at these morons.”

Since the incident, several major stars have come out in support of Alves and in opposition to racism, and they showed it by eating a banana. Here’s Manchester City’s Sergio Aguero with Brazil’s Marta, as well as Tottenham’s Nacer Chadli and Mousa Dembélé:

  1. jslip1 - Apr 27, 2014 at 9:14 PM

    So many reminders in the news recently that racism is something that ALL peoples must fight head on.

  2. nextmanup81 - Apr 27, 2014 at 11:09 PM

    He’s a bigger man than I am. Cheers to you Danny.

  3. thedeadlockvictim - Apr 28, 2014 at 8:38 AM

    Well done, but now the idiots will be sticking needles and razor blades in them, in hopes that some kid imitates him.

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