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WATCH: Claudio Pizarro’s bicycle darkens Hamburg relegation nightmare

May 4, 2014, 10:34 PM EDT

You can just see Claudio Pizarro’s thoughts as the rebound rises into the air and then begins to drop. With his back to goal and not a single Hamburg defender interested in bodying up on the 35-year-old Bayern Munich striker, they go something like this.

“Well, if you guys are just gonna watch, I might as well bike it.”

So he did.

Defending like this is why Hamburg is on the brink of relegation.

  1. lavatomy - May 5, 2014 at 9:43 AM

    Top foreign goal scorer in the history of the Bundesliga, 35 yrs old still alternating and scoring for one of Europe’s top clubs.. an MLS team couldn’t do wrong by offering him a DP contract.

  2. tridecagon - May 5, 2014 at 4:10 PM

    That keeper… good lord. Own your area, son.

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