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Soccer’s Choose Your Own Adventure: Gareth Barry

Jun 11, 2014, 5:12 PM EDT

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You’re Gareth Barry.

For 16 years you’ve played in the Premier League, beginning your career at Aston Villa in 1998. For eleven years you wore the claret & blue, patrolling the Villa Park midfield and rising to prominence with the likes of Dion Dublin, Paul Merson, Ashley Young and Gabby Agbonlahor.

Labeled Mr. Consistency, you logged 388 appearances for the Villains (notching 47 goals and 27 assists along the way) before catching the eye of Manchester City in 2009.

The Citizens handed Villa a $20 million (£12m) transfer fee and signed you to a five year deal paying out at $168,000 (£100k) per week. Over that time you became a fixture of the City midfield and notably partnered Yaya Toure in the holding midfield role on the squad hoisted the 2011/12 Premier League title.

Then, prior to your final season under contract at City, an influx of world-class players and a new manager in Manuel Pellegrini rendered you surplus goods. Enter Everton, who offered you a life-line and starting job under new manager Roberto Martinez. Under the Spanish gaffer you thrived, enjoying what was arguably your best professional season on record.

And now here you stand: 33-years old, out of contract and available on a free transfer.

Your options are as follows:

A) Push hard to re-sign a 1-year deal at City where you’ll compete for domestic and European titles and continue enjoying a 6 figure weekly salary. The down side, of course, is that except for the occasional League and FA Cup match, you’ll ride pine like Scott Sinclair (remember him?!).

B) Sign with Everton where you will remain in the Premier League, have a starting position, play in Europe (ok, the Europa League, but still…) and be beloved by fans. The downside is that you’ll need to cut your wages in half to go there, won’t have a shot at winning the Premier League title and will struggle to ever play again in the Champions League.

C) Sign with Arsenal, who are reportedly interested in you. But the same positives and negatives exist in North London as the do at the Etihad – you’ll constantly be wondering why guys like Mikel Arteta (who you are miles better than) continually starts over you. And even though the Gunners can afford to keep you flush, they won’t. You’ll make slightly more than you would at Everton and be half as involved.

D) Sign with QPR or Stoke City. Yep, these clubs want you as well. You like the occasional cracking tackle so in theory Stoke could work but you’re too intelligent to play there — you enjoy the finer things in life, the vast majority of which are found away from the Britannia. QPR may look good on paper (they can certainly keep you well paid) but the idea of lining up alongside Joey Barton is almost as troubling as spending the season with a make-shift, over-touted and under-performing squad destined for a relegation race.

E) Sign with NYCFC. Get paid like you’re still at City, play-make for David Villa and Zlatan Ibrahimovic (I’m convinced this will happen in 2016), be left Papparazzi-free so you can do things like drink at random East Village bars and, ultimately, become a NYC icon and MLS legend.

Choose wisely, my friend.

 

  1. navyeoddavee9 - Jun 11, 2014 at 8:39 PM

    Not everyone can play for City, United, Arsenal, Chelsea: Everton is a great spot for him, they probably won’t contend for the title, but will be around the top four, pushing for CL, as they did this last season.

  2. mianfr - Jun 11, 2014 at 8:50 PM

    I’m ready for the full post of conspiracy theories about Zlatan to NYC FC whenever you are…

  3. jrocknstuff - Jun 11, 2014 at 9:02 PM

    Don’t kid yourself about Everton in 2014/15. I’m as big an Everton supporter as there is and we’re going to finish in the bottom half of the table. First and foremost, the European schedule is a killer for a club their size, just ask Swansea this past season or Newcastle two seasons ago. Second, who is going to play up front? Kone is their lone scoring threat and he was hurt all season last year. He is still fairly unproven and doesn’t posess nearly the skills of Lukaku or Dealofeau. It’s a thinned out attack with an extremely daunting schedule and they won’t have the money to buy enough players to compensate for the difficulties of a possible Thursday in Norway or Russia and then a Sunday back in Liverpool. As much as I love Roberto Martinez I still see this club finishing somewhere around 12th.

  4. navyeoddavee9 - Jun 12, 2014 at 1:13 PM

    Everton will expand the roster, they don’t play in the Europa League till the later stages, they will be around top 4, have faith

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