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US Secretary of Defense Wikipedia page redo and other Tim Howard love

Jul 2, 2014, 10:45 AM EDT

Oh, Wikipedia: the source of so much knowledge, wonder and ‘Who is this star married to?’ trivia has now given us this quick-edit wonder:

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Yes, Mister Secretary, we will attempt to provide you better output in front of you in 2018 should you choose to come back. Please, choose to come back (What an old photo choice, by the way, anonymous Wikiwrecker).

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And it wasn’t the only Howard love to spread its joy across the web. There were memes and more. Here are some of our favorites:

Titled: If Tim Howard was in ‘Game of Thrones’

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Titled: Public Enemy, No. 1.

 

 

 

Titled: My Cup will go on

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Titled: Miska-Mouska

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